1. How to Talk to Women eBook

Brad P. presents

How to Talk to Women ....and Get Laid

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www.bradp.com | [email protected]

About the Author Here’s why Brad P. is the teacher you should learn from.

Brad P. has degrees in Psychology and Philosophy. He has 15 years of teaching experience. Brad has been a basketball coach, a music teacher, and a social worker for “at risk teens” in Queens, NYC. Brad has been teaching men to succeed with women since 2005. His system is completely original and Brad is considered one of the most innovative teachers ever in this field. Brad has been named the #1 Pickup Artist in the World on every reputable poll and blog. Brad has secretly taught the coaches and employees of every major Pickup Workshop company in the USA. He is known as the “secret weapon of the dating world.”

There is no teacher more qualified than Brad P. You have chosen wisely by purchasing this program.

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Intro This is a book on how to talk to women. There are many different ways of going about this. For the purposes of this book, we will focus on the things that will get you talking to girls and getting laid the fastest. I've been teaching pickup for about 9 years now. I've seen many types of students, from scared beginners to very advanced players. I've seen students try all kinds of things to improve their conversational skills, from doing routines, to avoiding routines, to storytelling, to walking up and saying “hi.” After seeing all of this, year after year, I have to say that the quickest way to learn is to grab a bunch of solid routines that have been tested and do them over and over. A scripted opener plus two attraction routines is a great way to start. Then add one more routine every time you go out until you have 20-30 pieces. Along the way, you will learn many skills, such as ⁃ Calibration ⁃ Spontaneous Conversation ⁃ Natural Conversation ⁃ Listening Skills ⁃ Sub communication ⁃ Physical Communication ⁃ Body Language !

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Using scripted, field tested material is the precursor to all of these other topics. Start by learning some of the material in this book, and add in the finesse and subtle techniques later. The material in this book will force you to adjust to new ways of thinking and communicating. It will force you out of your comfort zone and transform you into the kind of guy who says what he wants, when he wants, without worrying about what anyone will think. You may see pieces of material in here that you think are “too scary” to say to a woman. Using these routines is an essential piece of your learning process. All of this material has been thoroughly tested, in multiple situations by both coaches and students. So we already know it works. It may not work for every single guy every single time, but if you practice it 5-10 times, there's a pretty good chance you will start to get explosive attraction. The material in this book is intended to cause explosive attraction. I'm not trying to teach you to be mediocre with women, or halfway decent with women. I'm trying to teach you to be a master. If you're going to become a master, you'll have to grow your comfort zone. If you try this material for a few weeks, you will see glimpses of explosive attraction, and doors that were locked before will start to fly open for you. This is the fastest way to start getting laid all the time. Styles of game that are smoother and more natural will come later when you have more experience with women. So hold on to your seat, this material will force you to expand your comfort zone and expand your idea of what women are attracted to.

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In order to help you remember this material, I have set up a system for learning which is very different from anything you've experienced before. This learning process is based on mnemonic science. Mnemonic science is the science of how people remember things. We will use several different kinds of associations and memorization techniques to help you access this material quickly and easily in the field. The first technique will be “visual association.” There will be a picture for every routine. Looking at the picture will help you remember the routine. Then when you get into the field, you can think of the picture, and it will help you remember what words to say. I will put only one routine on each page, so you can use this book like flash cards. When you’re ready to begin using the material in this book, print the book out, and take the pages of the routines you want to use. Study only those pages, and when you have mastered the routine, put those pages into the “finished” pile. As you learn more and more material, keep adding to the finished pile until you feel comfortable enough to talk to women in any situation.

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Different Ways to Talk to Women Pro Scripts A “pro script” is when you use a piece of material that was created and tested by professional players more advanced than yourself. The nice thing about using a pro script is that you already know it has been tested, so if it’s not working for you, the problem is probably your delivery, not the routine. This book you are reading right now is full of pro scripts.

Self Scripts If you go out all the time, and you are having a good time gaming, you will say some very attractive things sometimes. If you have a solid understanding of the pro scripts, you will get to the point where the things you say “off the top of your head” will be very effective. When you have one of these golden moments, remember what you said. Write it down. Keep it in your arsenal, and use it all the time. Guys who are “naturals” may seem smooth and unscripted, but in most cases, they just use a well honed set of self scripts that they have done variations on for years.

Natural Flow It’s great to be able to make natural conversation. The key prerequisites to this are 1- not being nervous 2- a good understanding of conversation structure 3- positive self talk 4- good energy The “pro scripts” in this book will help you build all of the above.

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Listening It’s not necessary to be talking non-stop all the time. If you can show a woman that you are listening to her on a deep level, she will do a lot of the talking herself. The skills of listening, and eliciting the other person to share, are surprisingly difficult to learn for most men. Here’s a few tips to keep in mind1- When the other person is talking, don’t spend your mental energy thinking about what you’re going to say next. Apply your brain to actually listening to what the person is saying. Don’t think about what to say next until you have completely taken in everything that person has said. The conversation is not a race. You don’t have to have the perfect response right away. It’s perfectly fine to take a moment to think before replying. 2- Let the other person know you are listening by nodding, saying “uhhuh” and occasionally repeating parts of what they said. 3- Try to imaging what the other person is feeling on an emotional level. Try to feel that same emotion yourself.

Bridging Bridging is when you take a topic the other person has mentioned, and relate it to something in your own experience. You can also take your own topic and ask the other person to relate their experience.

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Transitioning Into a Routine One of the things that frequently prevents students from using tried and tested effective material is "I don't know how to transition into it.” This is an easy fix. The incorrect assumption here is that you need some kind of clever, smooth way to get into a routine, or else it seems to be "out of nowhere" and we don't want it to be "out of nowhere." This assumption is wrong. Here's why: There's nothing wrong with any piece of conversation (pro script, self script, or natural) being "out of nowhere." The woman will just adapt to your frame and follow along. Trying to be clever and smooth with transitions generally results in 3-4 seconds of thinking too hard, which makes you look incongruent, reduces your ability to take the lead, prevents you from listening to the other person, and reduces your ability to calibrate. So how does one transition into a piece of material? Well it's simple. Just PLOW RIGHT INTO IT. Once you get the idea in your head that it's time to do a piece of material, just start. That's it. There’s no need to be smooth. There’s no need to be clever. Just take the lead and plow right in.

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You can just stack and jump from one thing to the next, to the next, and the girls will just follow. Once in a while they might say "that's so random" or "that's out of nowhere." This is not a bad thing. Just say "yeah I know" and keep plowing through. "That's out of nowhere" is not a criticism, so don't take it like one. If you do, you're being too sensitive. That's instant death in this game. This comes down to showing leadership. Think of a situation where there is a clearly defined leader. Maybe a drill sergeant or college professor. They talk about what they want to talk about and tell you what to do. They don't sit there wondering "how can I transition into this without it being too random?" Once you start thinking that, you're losing momentum. This technique for transitioning has been tested and is proven to be successful for several years now. Even beginners can do it.

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Student Experience One of my students wrote this little paragraph for this book to help you out. Keep in mind that the guy who wrote this fucked 16 hot girls last year. You should listen to him. “At first when you read these, you might think it sounds weird or that ‘I can’t deliver those lines.’ Guess what... I USE TO THINK THE SAME THING! I use to tell Brad “this is crazy, I can’t say that.” Well, I said it and I ended up getting laid all the time! It had nothing to do with my opener. 90% of girls can’t even remember what the 1st thing you said to them was anyway. The key is your psychology, the key is that you are having fun. Let me teach you the easiest way to transition so you don’t have to read 50 pages from any guru about transition. I learned this from Brad and it was the best thing ever. JUST DO IT! All you have to do is transition to your next scripted routine or natural flow. In 1000+ openings, I have never heard a woman say to me how did we go from one conversation to another. NEVER! I have got some weird looks but that is normal to get and I will still get it but who cares? It is normal. You can’t seduce everyone woman in the world and you don’t want to be able to do that. I would take 1 for 10 any day. So I can approach 100 girls and have 10 girls. Give me those odds all day long! So the bottom line is, pick the top 3 openers you like and go out there and use them 100 times each. You’ll learn a lot more doing that than you would if you sat home saying to yourself ‘this stuff is crazy, I can’t say that.’” -BW, 30/30 Forum Sources- All of these routines come from the UDS coaches, the 30/30 Students, and from me, Brad P. In some cases, the students may be repeating or modifying routines that they heard from other coaches. We have tried to credit everyone as accurately as possible. If you are a professional, and one of your routines has been reprinted here without credit, I am sorry for the mix up, and I will do my best to credit you in future editions of this book !

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Section I Openers Note: Many of these openers include follow up material and contingencies. It’s not always necessary to do the entire opener as it’s written. Do the beginning and keep going until the women laugh or start jumping in with her own comments. Don’t be intimidated by the fact that some of them seem long and hard to memorize. You don’t have to say every word exactly as it’s written. If you get the main idea down and you know the first few parts, that will be enough to open.

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Horse Girl

Say: Hey do you like Horses? I knew this girl in 6th grade and she use to love horses. She had pictures of horses on her folder, her backpack and even a lunch box with horses. During lunch she would gallop around the playground making funny horse noises. You look just like her. I can’t tell if you’re really her, but just in case you’re her and don’t want to admit it I just wanted to tell you sorry. I used to be the cool kid and the bully. I used to make fun of the weird horse girl. I’m so sorry about all the times I made fun of you. !

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Sexy Shoes

Hey how many pairs of shoes do you have? I use to know this girl at work, she had hundreds of pairs of shoes and would bring a bag full of shoes to work every day. She would come into the lunchroom in the glass stripper heels and sit down next to me and say (slow and sexy) “What’s in your sandwich today, cutie?” All my co-workers would make fun of me because the sexy shoe girl had a crush on me. You look just like her. I can’t tell if you’re really her, but just in case you are, I wanted to say I’m really sorry we never went on a date. I know I promised I would call you......but.... I...I....I.....lost your number.....and my car broke down....and I forgot....and um....my dog ate your number. Really sorry. !

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SeaFood Girl

Do you like seafood? !

Girl: "Huh/yes/no"

Ok check this out. When I was in 8th grade, there was this girl who would always bring weird seafood to school in a brown paper bag. It totally stunk up the whole cafeteria. She would sit there and eat squid and octopus. It was so weird. We used to call her the weird seafood girl. And you look JUST LIKE HER. Well, I don't know if you're her or not, but just in case you are, I want to tell you I'm sorry, cause I used to be a big bully. This one time, I took your lunch when you weren’t looking, and I dumped your squid salad into the aquarium in the science lab. I just had to admit it now that all these years have past. Can you ever forgive me? !

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Lesbian DTR

Ladies, I wanted to talk to you, but I can see that you're in the middle of something very..... intense, so if this is a lesbian DTR discussion, I won't interrupt. Are you guys in the middle of a lesbian DTR right now? !

Girls: "What does DTR stand for?"

You don't know this? I thought all girls knew this. DTR stands for 'define the relationship' and it's basically when one lesbian says to the other lesbian, “Are we going out, or are we seeing each other...because my friends have been asking me, and my Mom wants to know, and I need to know if you're gonna be serious about this?” !

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Quality Control

Hi. I'm from ----(bar/restaurant/parking garage)--- quality control. I'd like to know if your experience with us has been AVERAGE, BETTER THAN AVERAGE, or CRAPPIER THAN AVERAGE? (At this point, most girls will play along and give you a funny little review of the place. This is ROLE PLAYING. Using the phrase "crappier than average" communicates to the women that this is just a fun little game, and that you're not really from quality control.) CONTINGENCIES: 1: Girls: "It's been crappier than average." You: (Overdramatic) GOD! I'm just trying to do my job here, you guys don't have to yell at me and hurt my feelings like that. 2. Girls: "Average" You: (quietly) I know. This place sucks right? Listen I'm here from central and I'm about to fire everyone in this whole place. I might be able to offer you a position. Just give me a run down of your special talents first. You might be able to earn $7 an hour. 3. Girls: "Better than average." 4. You: "Are you just saying that cause you're trying to get in my pants? Aww, that's so cute. We just met and you're like SOOO into me already.... (get suddenly serious) OK back off stalker." !

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Psychologist Opener

Hi, my name is _______and I'm shy. My psychologist told me that I should go out every day and talk to 5 new people. I decided to talk to you because you seem nice.

(This opener is for students who have difficulty with social anxiety and approach anxiety.)

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Trading Hair (By Jake P)

Hey I like your hair girl. I think you and I should trade hair for like one day. Like I’ll put my hair on your head and you put yours on mine... but only one day, that's all you get. Don't get greedy and start wanting more. Everybody always wants more.

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INTERNET DATE OK so I walk up to the bar just now and I see this guy walk up to a girl and they introduce themselves to each other. Then they start talking about work and stuff like they know each other already. Isn't that weird. Why would they be doing introductions if they already know each other? He knows where she works, she knows where he works, but they're totally stiff like they just met. What do you think that means?

ANSWER: They're on an internet date.

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TALKING SHIT OPENER Strategy: Create fake drama through role playing. The strong emotions often get translated into sexual attraction. The opener comes out of nowhere, and this intensifies the effect.

You: (seeming really serious) "So I heard you've been talking shit about me." !

Girl: "What? Huh?"

"Yeah, you've been talking shit...why don't you SAY IT TO MY FACE???" (getting all fake angry) CONTINGENCY !

Girl: "Yeah, that's right. I've been talkin' shit."

WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT TO MY FACE!!! !

GIRL: "Oh maybe I will."

"You wanna take this outside?" !

Girl: "Um No."

Say: (to everyone around) "OH! I DIDN'T THINK SO !! I DIDN'T THINK SO!!"

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Monster Truck Opener

OK, let me ask you guys a question. It's a really important question. My friend is saving for a monster truck so he can pick up girls. Do you think it's gonna work? Do girls like guys in monster trucks?

Contingency What if there were flames on the sides? Then would you be into the monster truck? Kinda lame right? Why are tough guys always painting flames on their car and getting flame tattoos? Really friggin' gay lookin', huh? The satin flamey button down shirt has to be the worst. I hope you guys have never hooked up with a guy in a flamey shirt.

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COTTON CANDY

Hey do you know anywhere around here when I can find some cotton candy this time of day/night? Yeah I don't get it, where I'm from you can get it everywhere, but there's none around here. If they say it’s a weird question... Well you guys look like you go to the circus a lot. Where I'm from they have cotton candy on every street corner, you can get it any time you want. When was the last time you went to the circus? Did your grandpa ever take you to the circus? Oh, I get it, you're in PETA and you think the circus is cruel. !

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I just won $200

Hey everyone! I just won $200 in a bet! I am trying to figure out what to do with it. I’m thinking maybe I should buy all of you a drink . . . . But I'm behind 6 months on child support. I should probably bring this money to the courthouse tomorrow.

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Disney Music Opener

OK, let me ask you guys a question. It's a really important question. Would you date a guy who listens to Disney music? My cousin went on a date with this guy. He had big muscles and an awesome spray tan. She was really into him at first. But then he put on Disney music in the car. She totally stopped liking him after that. I'd go for a girl who listens to "The Jungle Book".....but I think I'd draw the line at that "Winnie the Pooh" stuff. That's a bit much. Where would you draw the line? How about if it was Yanni versions, and you could barely tell it was Disney music? Or maybe if David Bowie was singing it?"

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Last Week's Lay

Hey I have to ask you something, but first, promise you won’t get mad. (This builds the tension and suspense). Ok....I’m not sure how to ask you this, so I’m just gonna come right out with it, so don’t be mad at me. Did we have sex last week? (don’t wait for an answer, just start talking faster and going into this next part) Because you look really familiar, and I was really drunk, and I’m pretty sure it was you, and I know I said I would call you, but I lost your number, cause I left my phone in a taxi...or something....and I just wanted to tell you that I know I’m jerk for not calling, but you were really good....and....your friend was really good too. (Most girls will get the idea that this is a joke, but once in a while you will have to explain to them that you were just teasing them. Once in a while someone will take it too seriously). !

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Roofie Only use this on hot girls. Ugly girls or average girls will freak out on you. Walk up with a Drink in your hand and say,

Hey guys, someone handed this drink to me and it tastes kind of weird, I think maybe it’s got a roofie in it. Can you taste it to see if it’s ok? Let me know if you feel sleepy. I hope it’s not a roofie. I’ve already been roofied 3 times this week. Women are sexual predators and they will do anything to get into my pants. !

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Carson Daly With these next two openers, there is a similar format. You can use this format and make 10 openers or update them whenever something happens with a celebrity. For example you can bring it up with Tiger Woods.

Hey Guys, I have a question to ask you, it’s really serious… (pause)… What the hell is up with Carson Daly? He’s not even that funny. Why does he have his own TV Show? He's not that funny. The other night I stayed up real late and watched it. Couldn't figure out how he's still on the air.”

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Hot Oprah

OK, let me ask you guys a question. It's a really important question. Do you know who Oprah Winfrey is? Do you think she’s hot or not? HOT or NOT??? Cause my friend has this crush on Oprah, and something is just not right about the whole thing. He's 25 and she's a middle age woman. I'm thinking maybe he likes her for her money. I mean she does have a lot of money. Could you ever get into someone just for their money? For example, would you sleep with Oprah Winfrey for a million dollars?! What if she just wanted to cuddle? Would you cuddle Oprah for a million? How about for 10 grand? How about for 100 bucks? !

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Sausage Fest

Hey did you guys come here for the Sausage fest? There’s a lot of guys in this place. Actually, I’m kind of like a one man sausage fest. But ever since you ladies came along, it’s ruining my sausage fest. You guys are turning it into a fish market.

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THUMB WRESTLING OPENER Walk up to a girl and put your hand out like you're going to shake her hand. When she puts out her hand, start thumb wresting her. Don't say a word. After you beat her, give the little "so-so" hand gesture.

Contingencies I haven’t lost a match since the third grade. Well it wasn’t really fair. I used to be on the thumbwrestling Olympic Team. I just didn’t want to tell you cause it would sound like I was bragging. I used to be on TV all the time for thumbwrestling. I was on ESPN 8, The Ocho.

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Match.com

Hey im really sorry, my car broke down but i’m glad your still here. How long have you been waiting? !

Girl: what?

Wait...Are you bubbles6969 from match.com? !

Girl: NO

I so thought you were my internet date...Wow I’m like so embarrassed now. !

Girl: Are you joking

Do you think I’m joking? Okay you caught me, I really was joking. I would never go on a date with a girl named bubbles6969. You probably have a way cooler screen name than that. I bet yours is something like Bambi8000, or maybe Britney Sneers.

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Texting Girl If you see a woman you want to approach, but she is in the middle of sending a text message, use these lines. Do not wait around for the perfect circumstance to approach. Texting time is a great time to approach a woman.

1. Are you blogging? (By Hyper) 2. Are you updating Facebok? Whats you status? (By Hyper) 3. Are you having a text war? 4. Are you playing Tetris on your phone? You should check out Texas Hold-em. Best phone game ever. (Bruce Wayne) Follow up: Let me see your thumbs. WOW they are huge! You are a serious blogger/Tetris player/etc. I challenge you to a thumb wrestling match. !

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You’re Smoking!!!

I don’t believe this! You’re smoking? Are you crazy, my Mom is gonna kill you. You know she hates smokers, sweetie you PROMISED me you were gonna quit? Now what? ! ! ! ! ! (banter off of that) You also promised you’d pick-up the dry cleaning?? Let me guess...

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Tetris I always see girls on their phones so I go up to them when they are texting and say this:

Hey are you playing Tetris on your phone? (They laugh) Come on, you have to get Texas Hold’em, it’s the best game out! I’ll even play against you and take all you’re money.

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Dyed Hair?

I can’t believe you dyed your hair (red/blonde/black)!! Are you kidding me? My mom is never gonna approve. We’re supposed to meet her in 20 mins. Now what? How are we gonna explain this one? What are we gonna do? We need to think of an excuse.

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Shoe Store Just let her see you checking out her shoes she’s trying on or looking at (pause)….. HOT! (with some sexy eye contact). Let her respond (cut her off) ….

But I just don’t think my mom is gonna approve. You’re not thinking about wearing those tonight when you meet her are you? I told you… she’s a little old fashioned.

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Supermarket This technique is for flirting with a woman in the supermarket. Observe the woman and check what she’s grabbing or looking at: CELERY, BROCCOLI, CEREAL…

You’re kidding me right! I don’t even like (celery, broccoli, cereal). What is this like the 5th night this week? What did you really do with that money I gave you for cooking class? Are you gambling again? Or Let me guess….. another pair of shoes, right? Alternative I cant believe your getting raspberries, I keep telling you strawberries. ! Let me ask you something, hot chocolate or whip-cream? Okay now, warm bath or hot shower? If you wanna have dinner you gotta tell me what you want so I can plan the perfect night. !

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Supermarket (Cont.) Alright how about this, kisses on the neck OR nibbles on the ear?

Give me five maybe we could hang, whats your name?

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I Luv this You can quickly create common ground and excitement by commenting on something in your surroundings and being excited about it.

I love this song! Do you love this song? Tell me you don't love this song! The women will almost always agree. You can quickly advance the interaction by having a sing along or dancing with them. (This is a very easy opener and it works almost every time. You can customize it for any situation. In a restaurant you can) I love fried dumplings. You guys are eating my favorite food. How did you know....

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Super-Market Routine

Use this routine when picking up women at the supermarket. You look like a Shopaholic. Do you know which isle the Prada and Channel Bags are?

(You will get a laugh. They will tell you that you are in the wrong place. You can say that you got a mailer and said they were on promotion here)

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3 Seconds...GO! This is for opening groups of girls

You have 3 seconds to win me over. Ready? GO. (Then you go to the next girl) You have 3 seconds to win me over. GO. And so forth.

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YOGA OPENER

So....how long have you been doing yoga? OR Let me guess you do a lot of yoga? Contingencies: ! Girl: How did you know I do yoga? Because I'm psychic. !

Girl: I don't do yoga.

Well you look really....(slow and sexual) flexible. If you don't do yoga, how did you get so flexible? !

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Section II Attraction and Follow Up Use these routines early in your interaction to create attraction and a fun vibe.

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Prom Routine Credit- Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Club

Hey there’s something I’ve been wanting to ask you, but I’m a little nervous about it. Will you come to the prom with me? (girl responds) My dad said he will even get us a limo. And the next day were going to SIX FLAGS! (You can continue the role play later. Ask her what color dress she is going

to wear. The next time you talk to her you can continue you where you left off or text her and say "Are you excited for the Prom?")

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Shoes and a Beating

Hey did I ever tell you about my perfect date? Well, for starters, I take the girl out to lunch at a five star restaurant. Then, when we are done there, I take her shoe shopping at the best shoe stores in Beverly Hills. Then we go back to my place and we have gentle sex by the fireplace. And then....a beating. I like to beat my date, so she knows I care about her. Someone has to really matter a lot if you're willing to go through the trouble to give them a beating. I used to just do the restaurant and the beating, but the girl would never come back for a second date. That's why I added the shoe shopping. Now they always come back. What do you think? Would you take a beating in order to get some high end shoes? And the sex is SUPER GENTLE. I mean just the head. No rough stuff. You seem like a really sweet girl. I'd love to take you out to a 5 star restaurant sometime and if it goes will maybe give you a beating. !

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25 Compliments credit- Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Forum

What do you think of this shirt? (It can be any piece of clothing) I got 25 compliments on it today... (small pause) all from 1 person... (longer pause) MY MOM. (Alternative version, with crazy looking sunglasses) What do you think of these sunglasses? My mom says it makes me look like a Gigolo.

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MARGARITA credit- Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Forum

I had an ex-girlfriend named Margarita and she was Russian. I just never understood why a Russian Family named their kid a Mexican name. Like I don't know any Mexican's that name their kids SMIRNOFF. (Thats where you get the laugh) Then do a mexican accent and say "SMIRNOFF Come here!"

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Princess Routine credit- Tremor, 30/30 Forum

Have you ever been to princess school? Well, I wasn’t going to tell you this but I’m a certified instructor. I’m going to give you the princess test. Hold your hand out and up. (Take her hand and give her a spin.) Not bad, I’ll give you a B-. You should keep practicing and get back to me. I only date princesses who have an A or A+ average.

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Cat Routine

Hey what’s your name? Girl: Bethany Oh really? No way. I used to have a cat named Bethany. She was a great cat, but she would shed all over the place. You don’t shed do you? (touch the girl’s hair a bit) Bethany used to shed all over my bed and I would kick her off and say, “Bethany! Get off the bed!” If you promise you don’t shed, I might let you into my house. I might even let you sit on my bed, but you have to bring your own lint brush, just in case.

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8 GirlFriends

Did I ever tell you that I have 8 girlfriends? ! I have one for each day of the week and two for Sundays. They all know how to cook my favorite foods and all the correct massage techniques that I like. A few of them even take me shopping. Listen, I know we just met, but you seem really cool. I’ve been looking for a 9th girlfriend, and you seem like you’d be perfect. Do you want to be my 9th girlfriend? (most girls will say “I want to be #1) Ok, ok , You are a tough cookie here, listen if you can cook really good and won’t tell any of the other girls, I will make you girlfriend #6. (She will comment again.) Ok check this out, you’re a hard negotiator, if no one else finds out about this, I will make you GF# 3, but that’s my final offer.

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Rate Me Credit- Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Forum

Let me ask you an honest question, from a scale of a 9.5 to a 10 , what do you rate me?

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3rd Best

(Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Club) This is a versatile idea that can be used in many situations.

You’re the 3rd best kisser today You’re the 3rd cutest girls here. You’re the 3rd best looking girl I’ve seen today.

You’re the 3rd best driver I know.

You’re the facebook.

3rd

You’re the 3rd girl to say that to me.

cutest girl on my

You’re the 3rd best cook I’ve ever met.

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SUGAR MAMA credit- Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Forum

Can you cook? !

Girl: yes/no.

Ok, Can you clean? Wait, are you rich? Heres the thing, I’m looking for a Sugar Mama.

I need a girl to take me shopping, buy me new clothes and once get to know each other better then I want a new car and a new home.

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SUGAR MAMA Cont. Contingencies: This routine can also works in a groups. I just say, “Who’s the Richest? . . . I’m looking for a Sugar Mama.” The girls will point at the friend with the most money so I kino her and tease her. Then I say, “Great we need someone that can cook, who’s the best cook? . . . We also need someone that can clean, who wants to clean? . . . We also need a Driver, who’s the best driver?”

(The girls will also say a lot of time that they are looking for a Suger Daddy. Then I run my Grandpa Routine.)

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GRANDPA credit- Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Forum

I use this one in lot’s of various variations and it is great. I use it a lot with Sugar Mama when a girl says she want’s a Sugar Daddy.

I have a great guy to introduce you to. He is really amazing. He is smart, rich, good looking, funny and charming.

He’s my Grandpa!! You guys are going to get along great, I can’t wait to introduce you to him. I will have him call you tomorrow.

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WHATEVER SONG

“Loser, whatever ! Fly away forever !

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Fly away to loserville population one

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...you”

When you are saying this once you say the word LOSER you separate your hands and make two L’s with them standing for loser. At the end when you say population 1, you will make a 1 with your hand and then point at her.

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SMART TEST

Hey, I only like Smart girls. Are you smart? I’m going to ask you a few questions to see if you’re smart or not. Who is the current vice president of the US? Next we’ll go to math problems. What is.....four times four? OK now geography. What is the capital of Washington state? (answer- Olympia)

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SMART TEST Cont. Ok now little harder question, let’s see if you can get this one. What weighs more, an ounce of weed or an ounce of feathers? (Some will miss this too. Answer is they both weigh the same, its an ounce.)

Final question, Did you know that your heart stops for 45 minutes in the middle of the night when you’re sleeping?” (I get a lot of girls confused and they say REALLY? Then you can just laugh it off.) If she get’s them all right you can call her “Smarty McSmarty Pants!”

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I'm Pregnant Role play Credit- Bruce Wayne, 30/30

(Point to your stomach) I'm pregnant, what do you think, is it a boy or a girl? If it’s a girl, what should I name her? ! I want to name her Shekwanda. ! If it is a Boy, I want to name him Hakim.

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Who would you rather date? This can be a small little fun bit to use. It’s not a crazy attraction piece, just another fun bit, slight humor in it and is for being playful and fun.

Who would you rather date - Michael Jackson or Eminem? Ok .. Who would you rather date - Hugh Heffner or Tiger Woods? Who would you rather date... Oprah Winfrey or Jerry Springer? Would you ever date a girl?

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PICK POCKETING Credit- Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Club

Hey watch out for Pick Pocketer's here. I just got snatched for $50. I think it was this girl that was hitting on me.

I’m thinking of taking a class in the Art of Pick Pocketing. I heard you can make a few thousand a day doing it. Do you want to join my Gypsy crew? You can be the front lead or do you prefer to be in the back. We’ll even give you a gypsy name, we can call you Esmeralda.

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THE BACHELOR credit- Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Club

I really like this one, I set it up as a fun role play. It does a great role reversal that she has to win you over. I do this mostly on meeting up for a day 2.

Have you seen the show the Bachelor? So check this out, were going to have fun tonight, I am the Bachelor and you have to win me over. If you do, you will get a rose by the end of the night. ------------------------------------------------You can also play along throughout the night, if she is being good tell her that she might get the rose. If she is being bad tell her that she won’t get the rose. If you kiss her and it is good, tease her that you think you might give her the rose.

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VALENTINES DAY

Do you want to be my Valentine’s Day date? Yeah I need to plan now, I have the 12th open or the 18th. Which one do you want? If you want the 14th you’re going to have to win me over.

(note: Use this all year round, not just around Valentine’s Day.)

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The Producer Routine Credit- Quantum, 30/30 Club You just pretend that everything happening around you is part of a movie that your producing or directing. It's a great addition to the mystery style date because as things unfold you just pretend like it's part of a movie where you already know what's going to happen. The transition is pretty natural for me. When they girls asks what I do I say, "I'm a producer". She inevitably follows up with questions at that point or later on at which point I'll say, "well I put everything together. If it's a film I'll get the director, the actors, the equipment people, the prop people, etc. I put them all together and make sure everything runs smoothly. Like that guy right there (point to someone doing something), he's doing such an awesome job isn't he? (Me shouting to the guy) HEY JOE, AWESOME COSTUME YOU LOOK GREAT AS A JANITOR." I don't wait for a response from the guy and just walk right by.

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The Producer Cont. I start to do this with lots of people around me. I just start talking about them right in front of their faces. I might even do a quick intro to the girl. "Hey Jennifer, great job with the set design, I love the way the wallpaper meshes with the lighting in here, but I think we should change the color of the carpet. This is Julie, she loves your work," and then I just drag the girl away. The other person is usually so confused they have no idea how to react. This whole thing takes lots of social freedom, but if you push it really far it shows a huge amount of balls and will really spike attraction. If you flinch it doesn't really work, so make sure you do your Social Freedom Exercises in month 4 of the 30/30 Club. Sometimes I’ll pretend I'm speaking into an earpiece: "Cue the (taxi, angry couple, homeless trumpet player, etc.)" "Oh my god! I can't believe they screwed up the (insert piece of scenery)" When we interact with other women pretend they're totally into me. Everything they do is a come on. "OK here comes Melissa she plays this bartender role with a total straight face. She has a huge crush on me though so don't worry if she seems a bit jealous...

You can use this throughout the date just to spice things up a bit and be unpredictable. Lots of fun when done right.

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Palm Reading Routine

(Take her hands and look at them) I was just looking at your hands because I'm a palm reader. (Point to any line on her hand.) This is your laugh line.You have a great sense of humor. But, sometimes you don't get the joke. Do your friends ever tell you “You are so blond!” (Point to another line.) This is your love line. I can tell from this that you make a great girlfriend. I can also tell that you are dating around a lot right now, you usually go out on 2 dates and then you lose interest. When you lose interest, sometimes you don’t have any idea why. You have very light/dark lines on your hands. If you have dark lines, it means you wear your heart on your sleeve. If you have light lines, it means you are the kind of person who hides your feelings.

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Palm Reading (cont.) (Point to another line.) This is your life line. You are going to live to be 98. At around the age of 50 you are going to have a near death experience. You’re going to go into the tunnel, then you will see the light, then you will come back to life. In your 20's you are going to meet a guy that changes your life. Wait! I’m getting a vision! (Close your eyes like you’re having a psychic moment. You’re going to meet a guy who is... (describe yourself here like what you are wearing and look like)...and it’s a life changing experience. Wait I'm losing the vision. Aw sorry, I couldn’t tell who the guy was in my vision.

Note: There’s no need to learn real palm reading. I do this same palm reading on every girl. It doesn’t matter what line on the hand you point to, or which hand you read.

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When is your birthday?

When is your birthday? !

Girl: Dec. 2nd"

Great, can you call me on Dec. 1st to remind me? (Then every time you guys hang out just mess with her and say, "When was your Birthday again?") And she will give it to you and just say "Oh, ok." Act serious like you are trying hard to remember it.

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Dumb Blond Routine (By Dylan McKay, 30/30 Forum)

The idea here is to build commonalities of being stereotyped. Below is an example of me being labeled a meat-head but substitute for whatever fits you.

Do you feel like people judge you for being Blond? ! Girl: yes/no/maybe Yeah, I bet people judge you all the time... both guys and girls. And It's probably unfair. I know how it goes, because people judge and stereotype me all the time [for being a ______]. Like that person over there, he thinks I'm so stupid. And That girl over there, she thinks all I do is lift weights. And Even our waitress, she thinks all I do is eat food and beat people up. I've learned to deal with it, but I bet it's probably harder for you. But fuck that right? They're just jealous, we're the sexiest people in this place. So you know what I think??? JOKES ON THEM. !

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Brunette Alternate (by Dylan McKay, 30/30 Forum) The idea here is to absurdify the blonde girl/hot girl/woman stereotype. "you are stupid" "you can't drive" "you can't read" "you have the personality of a dead moth" etc. and claim that you get the same treatment from society. Feel free to really push the insults. I told my girl that people probably think she is "is a gold-digging prostitute and part time denny's employee with the personality of paint drying on a gray wall who is only out on a date with me for the meal since she hasn't eaten in a week." hehe, the girls like it and can't yell at you because it's not you that is thinking it haha.

Did you ever have your hair blond? Did you feel like people judged you? OR Do you feel like people judge you because you're cute (or above average)?

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Hand model Credit: Dale P, Head Coach, Australia

! Girl: So what do you do? Well, I usually don't tell people until I get to know them better because they usually don't believe me... but here goes.... I'm a hand model. Check it out (show hands) . Right now I'm doing a promotion for Tag Heuer, you know the watch company? Well, they're taking a photo of my hand and are going to photoshop it onto (name a celebrity) He's got really ugly hands, who would have thought? Hey, let me checkout your hand, who's hand is bigger. (hand touching, palms together to compare sizes) (switch down into 'holding hands' position) You know what, you seem cool. You totally believed my crappy joke! We're going to get along just fine. !

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Porn Director Credit: Dale P, Head Coach, Australia This is a highly sexual, polarizing routine, girls will either dig it or really get turned off by it. I've had several really quick lays with this and I've had girls just walk off. If a girl is leaning in, with the 'oh really, tell me more' look on her face, there is a good chance she is a highly sexual being and you should capitalize on that ASAP. I've even had one girl who was doing amateur net girl on girl porn, hot as fuck and we had the wildest kinkiest sex ever in record time

Girl: So what do you do? Well, I usually don't tell people until I get to know them better because it's kinda unusual... I work in the entertainment industry. Adult entertainment.

I do some editing, but I'm trying to do more directing. !

Girl: You mean like pornos?

Well, we prefer to call them adult films. I usually then riff on this for a while then tell her it's all bullshit. The point of this whole routine is to see her reaction to this type of stuff, to get her to show you her cards, so to speak. !

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5 Things Credit: Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Forum This bit works well because you start thinking about crazy things you have done as a kid or crazy things in your life that you might not just talk about randomly in conversation. It triggers you to search deep and think of things in your past.

Tell me 5 things about you that I know nothing about and I will tell you 5 things about myself that you don't know.

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Multi Tasking (By Bruce Wayne)

Imagine that you're at your house.. At the same time , 5 things happen. 1) Your door bell rings and someone is at the door

2) Your baby is crying in the other room

3) Your clothes are outside drying and it starts raining

4) Your phone rings

5) There is a water leak in the house and the carpet is getting wet. !

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Multi Tasking (cont.) Credit- Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Club

Take the following tasks and ask the girl which she would do first and what order she would go for the rest. 1) Check on the baby 2) Answer the door 3) Answer the phone 4) Check the water leak 5) Grab the clothes from the dryer outside. Here’s how to analyze the results. The baby crying symbolizes your family is most important to you. The doorbell ringing symbolizes that you friends are important to you. The phone ringing symbolizes the importance of your love life. Checking the water leak symbolizes the importance of money. The clothes from the outside symbolize the importance of your image and how people see you. Then you can sort out for her what is #1 to #5 based on how she answered. !

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Twirl Routine

Credit- Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Club When you introduce yourselves.. as you’re shaking hands. Take her hand and say...

Here...twirl for me (twirl her) You’re cute and you can dance… Awesome, you’re my new girlfriend… Wait a minute… What did you say your name was? That’s what I thought you said, I KNEW this was too good to be true. I can’t even talk to you now. !

Girl: Why??

My ex’s name was (-----------) but she was really rich. (Act excited that she may be rich.) Are you rich? (wait for answer) No? Hmmmm…. It’s a good thing my boy-band is about to explode. Don’t worry sweetie. We’ll be ok…. I’ll provide for us….. I’ll put food on the table. We’re gonna make a great couple. It’ll be really fun. We’ll join Netflix and order in cheap Chinese. !

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Twirl Routine Cont. If she doesn’t twirl… You won’t twirl for me? Her: No Sweetie… That Square-dancing contest is in three days!! How are we ever gonna take first if we don’t practice? We all know how bratty you can get if you don’t win.

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Sexy Lioness (LP Chipper Duke, 30/30 Club)

This is a role play, where you pretend you are the male lion, and the female lions have to bring you food. In Africa, male lions don’t hunt much, the females do the hunting and bring the food to the males. That’s what this role play is based on. Here are a few examples: “You’re my sexy alpha lioness, will you please bring me that tasty elk over there?” (Point to food, a beer, or the TV remote.) (If there's more then one girl) “If you guys were my lionesses, who would bring back the most food?” If I’m eating, I’ll take the steak out of my burrito and eat it with my hands, all sexy and lion-like. “RAWRRR!” Then I'll say “Babe, that was a nice kill, Want some?” Sometimes you can feed her. There's something attractive about this...I can sense it but it goes against everything you might think would work. Now just get even sexier and role play more, be creative.

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Red Bull Routine Credit- Hyper, Head Coach

Do you know why it’s called Red Bull? There was this Unicorn in the forest who was lost and wondered why she was the only one of her kind. So she set out on a quest to find other Unicorns like her. On the quest she ended up running into a magic fair and at this magic fair, there was a wizard. And the wizard told her, "The reason there are no unicorns left is because they were all chased to sea by a Red Bull.” So the wizard turned her into a beautiful woman to protect her from the Red Bull. The woman then ended up falling in love with a prince whose castle the Red Bull lived in. And she had a choice between being alone but in love or being a unicorn and being with the other unicorns for all eternity... She chose to be a Unicorn and got chased to sea by the Red Bull. So Red Bull is actually Unicorn piss. !

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Let me guess what you do? Credit- Bruce Wayne, 30/30 Club

Let me guess what you do. Receptionist? Paralegal? Nurse? (You probably won't get it right , then have her tell you what she does.) Shit, I was hoping you were a Stripper. Oh well.

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Stalker Routine Credit: Speed, 30/30 Coach This is a routine I created last year. The start of the routine is set up like a joke. It asks a question, then immediately goes in a direction that the girl wasn't expecting. This almost gives the second sentence the feeling of a punch line. Notice how it plays out almost like a joke.

Hey, you're not a stalker are you? (Girl answers. No/Sometimes/ Yes/) Okay. Cause I'm actually in the market for a new stalker. My old one is getting boring and I need to trade her in for a new one. I mean, she just wasn't creative enough. I mean, hiding in the trees while I shower, how cliche is that? I need someone who's creative. Like if I'm taking a jacuzzi, she just pops out from under the bubbles or something. You're creative right?

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Stalker Routine Con. (By: Speed 30/30 Coach) (From there, this usually leads into a stalker role play, and gives great opportunities for callback humor either during a later stage in the sarge, or when doing phone game.) During the role play, I usually like to say, "Stalker is a very hurtful term. I prefer, 'Girlfriend in the shadows.'" Contingency: I only want the best and brightest girls to be my stalkers. They are like the secret service of stalking so I have a test that will tell me if they have the mental capacity and proper personality traits to be my new stalker. Stalker Test 1: Psychological Profile Let me warn you though, this test will push you to the limits of human psychological endurance. One girl tried completing the test too fast and now she's in intensive care suffering from severe exhaustion. Are you ready? Okay, first question: What's your favorite movie?

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Stalker test 1 (By: Speed 30/30 Coach) !

Her: "Fight Club."

Second question: Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise? !

Her: "Neither"

"Third question: What is one thing you hope your parents don't know about you? I'll give you five extra cool points if it's really juicy." !

Her: "I've had a threesome with two other girls."

Hmmmmmm. Let me just calculate the results. Interesting. It says you are who you say you are......... a seemingly awesome person.......... uh oh........ the test also reveled something else.......... it says your are also...................... a porn addict.

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Accent Routine: (By: Speed 30/30 Coach) For this routine you basically just start speaking in an accent and tell the other girl to try an accent. Then do your impression of each so she can judge. You can then suggest accents for her to try. By far, the best one to play around with is a Sean Connery accent with the girl. You and her can both do your best impressions of him. It get's everyone giggling and saying funny stuff with a funny accent.

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Questions Game (Credit: Speed 30/30 Coach)

We're going to play a game. It's called the Questions Game. It's like truth or dare, but without the dare because I don't know how weird you are. We're going to take turns asking each other questions. But if you can ask a question that the other person doesn't want to answer, then you get a point. You have to tell the truth though. So try and make them really embarrassing. (Here are some examples of good questions to ask.) What is one thing you hope your parents don't know about you? Have you ever been with a girl? Have you ever been with more the one person at a time sexually. How often do you masturbate? Do you own a sex toy? What do you think about when you masturbate? On a scale of one to ten, how good of a kisser are you? (Good way to get a make-out.) !

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STEALING & ROBBING ROLE-PLAYS I have a lot of fun with these, they are quick, random , funny and gives the girl an opportunity to play along. If she does it also screens that she has a fun playful sense of humor.

Let’s go steal a car. Let’s go steal a helicopter. Let’s go rob a bank. Let’s go siphon gas out of peoples cars in the middle of the night. . . Yah we can totally sell it all to our friends for half price. Let’s go shoplifting at Walmart for fun. Last time I was there they caught me but I got away. (Here is how you can stack and role play this) “Hey, let’s go steal a car! Alright we need a helicopter too, lets steal that also and then we’ll go rob a bank! Ok Have the Chopper ready, I’ll pull in with the stolen car, grab all the money, you throw the ladder down and I’ll climb up and we’ll fly away.” !

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Section III One Liners And Comebacks Sometimes a woman will bust your balls over and over, just to check if she can dominate you. Use these one liners and comebacks to let her know she can’t dominate you and you will always be quicker than her. Every once in a while, let her win one, so she doesn’t get bored. Tell her “you got me that time.” The rest of the time, use these one liners and comebacks to keep the situation light-hearted and fun.

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Brad P’s Test Rebuttals • “You wish.”

• “Back off before I call security.”

• “If flirting is wrong, I don't wanna be right.”

• “You're fired.” • (point to anything gross) “That's probably what your vagina looks like.”

• “You got served.” • “It’s already been broughten.”

• “If you were a man I'd punch you right in the neck.”

• “You're a smelly pirate hooker, I'm going to slap you in public.”

• “I wouldn't lick your vagina if it was made of vanilla pudding.”

• “Maybe if you're lucky.”

• “Damn, you're staring at me really hard, like I'm a big ice cream cone and you

• “Maybe if you're a good girl.” • “That's so Jerry Springer.”

just want to lick me up and down.”

• “(sung) Loooo- zerrrr”

• “Hey don't be scared, I know I'm really hot, but you can talk to me like a normal

• “Call my assistant, we'll pencil you in.”

person.”

• “Write us a letter, we'll think about it.”

• “I think you’re a reasonably attractive girl.”

• “Ewwww you're so creepy.”

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• “You’re kinda nerdy, I like you.”

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30/30 Students’ Comebacks Stop acting like you’re Paris Hilton. (Bruce Wayne) Are you Hannah Montana, cause nothing you say makes any sense. (Bruce Wayne) Do you know what I like about you? Girl: “No.” I have no idea either, I'm trying to figure it out. (BruceWayne 30/30) What do you use for birth control, your personality? (Bruce Wayne) You're the reason they chlorinate pools. (Speed 30/30) I'm not sure if I can trust you. You have a very criminal face. (Speed 30/30) I think you’re on your own with that one. (Tripp 30/30) See?? Something told me you were hard-headed. (By Tripp 30/30) I want to take you out on a Romantic date. . . To Sizzler! Thats for me to know and you never to find out” (Phidelt 30/30) Do you want to go mud wrestling together? It can be really fun, you'll get really wet? (BruceWayne 30/30)

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Section IV Mid Game and Beyond Use these routines for more specialized purposes, like getting a woman turned on.

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Bar Names When a girl ask your name, say a celebrities name like “Hey my name is Brad....Brad Pitt. Use whatever celebrity name you want, then go on to say that’s your bar name. “What are your bar names?” Regardless of what they say, point to one girl and say the following:

“We are going to name you SHAKIRA!”

Then point to her other friend: “And we are going to name you DESTINY! . . . Wait, that’s a stripper name! We can keep you as Destiny. And you’re friend here we can name her CHERRY PIE!” Ok other names to use to play along with for Stripper names can be BAMBI, CANDY.

Other bar names to use to play along with are SUMMER, ANGELINA, VANESSA, CINDY Just make up other fun bar names. I like to call one of them Shakira and then give the rest of them more normal different type of names.

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RAPID GROUP COLD READS By Brad P. and Bruce Wayne 30/30 A “cold read” is when you make a psychological observation on someone, even if you have only known them a short time. This particular batch is meant for using rapid fire on groups of girls. Go from one girl to the next, using a cold read on each one, never stopping to let them respond. This allows you to take power over a group very quickly. After you’ve read all the girls, let them ask questions.

You're the innocent one

You're the Party Girl.. I bet you partied with

You're the goodie two shoes

Rick James back in the day.

You're the flirt

You're the drama queen… I bet you watch Jerry Springer all the time.

You're the one with all the gossip You're the good friend

You’re the fickle type... You go on a date with a

You're the good little church girl

guy 2 times and you get bored of him and don’t want to see him again.

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You're the responsible one... You wake up at 6:15 and get to work at 7:45... I'll hire you as my assistant and have you work 80 hours a week. You're the shopaholic ..I bet you have 98 pairs of shoes. Wait I saw you on Dr. Phil. I agree with him happiness comes from within, not from the mall. But I like the jeans, weren't those the same ones you wore on the show?


The Blender Routine

Hey I just wanted to tell you that this is a very nice conversation we've been having and I feel very comfortable around you. It's rare in this day and age to be talking this long with nothing further. Women are so aggressive these days. Most women can't make it more than 5 minutes talking to me before they try to make out with me. But you seem to be different. We've been talking for about 7 or 8 minutes and you haven't even tried to make a move on me. So I just wanted to say thanks for that. Hey, how long do you think you could last without making out with me? Do you think you could make it another 10 minutes? I'd like to see you at least try to make it 10 more minutes without making out with !

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Blender Cont. I'll even sweeten the deal for you. If you can make it 10 more minutes without making out with me.....I will give you.... a free blender. It's a really good blender too. You know you want the blender.

(The rest is for more advanced students. Beginners can stop right here.)

But there's going to be some rules. First rule- No making out with me. Second rule- You're not allowed to think about making out with me. You're not allowed to have sexual thoughts and get all worked up about what could happen if we.... hold it right there, no dirty thoughts allowed. And if I start to play with your hair like this......and touch your neck like this...you're not allowed to start getting turned on. Also, you're not allowed to get wet. Now if I decide to check on you, and you're getting wet down there, you don't get the blender.

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DIRTY OLD MAN

Did I ever tell you how old I am? I'm old. I mean really old. Way too old for you." ! ! (girl- yeah but how old are you?) Really old. You should run away right now because if you hang around me you're gonna be in big trouble little girl. Not only am I old, but I'm dirty too. I'm a dirty old man and you should run away right now. If you stay here much longer you're gonna be in big trouble. I'm a dirty old man and I'll do perverted things to you, little girl. !

OR Modified Dirty Old man Routine (by Jake P)

Say: “Careful, look at me like that and you're gonna get yourself in big trouble. I would do dirty things to you, little girl. You should stay away.”

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Are You Nervous

We’re going to play a game. It’s called “The Nervous Game.” I’m going to ask you if you’re nervous, and you say yes or no. Then we switch.

(Put your hand on the girl's leg) Are you nervous? (If she says no, you move it a little higher) Are you nervous? (You just go again and again until she says yes or you're playing with her pussy, whichever comes first. After this part of the game is over, she will put her hand on your leg and ask if you are nervous. This game can also be played with groups of girls.)

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Section V Text Messages

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Charlie Sheen Text Chain Here's a text chain where you text the girl rapid fire 4 times, whether she responds or not. This will build up suspense and make the punch line hilarious.

Text 1 I went out of town, and saw this guy who was so weird, I took a picture of him and you gotta see it. Text 2 He had a bunch of hookers with him, and he was saying the craziest things to everyone. Text 3 Everyone thought he was a nutjob, but he didn't care. He just kept saying crazier and weirder things. Text 4 If you look closely at the picture, you can actually tell that he's on drugs. (Wait for response. She will ask to see the picture.) Text 5 Ok are you sure you're ready for it? I have it on my phone, I can text it to you. (Then send her any picture of Charlie Sheen. You can download one from the Internet.)

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Vice President Text Chain

Text 1 Hey I’m thinking of running for vice president in 2014. Can I count on your support? Text 2 You’re so smart and organized. Wanna be my campaign manager? Text 3 Great thanks so much. Would you mind telling a few of your friends to vote for me too? Text 4 I’m also going to need a campaign contribution. Text 5 Hey I was just messing with you to see if you’d catch on that there’s no election in 2014. Haha.

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Ice Berg Jones (Speed, 30/30) (and other role playing texts) This is the Ice Berg Jones Text Routine. It's a role play involving a pimp named Ice Berg Jones. Here's a transcript of two conversations I had. You'll get the gist of it pretty fast. Mind you, I'm not black, and neither are any of the girls. Also, keep in mind that I don’t use this as the first text. Me: Where my ho at?! –Ice Berg Jones Her: Lmao who in the world is Ice Berg Jones? Me: You may know me by my Christian name ---------, but now I go by Ice Berg. Anyone who doesn’t call me Ice Berg gets a bullet! Her: Lmao hahaha yes sir Mr. Ice Berg! Me: Good. I hear you been causing trouble around Hollywood and that’s a problem, cause I’m the only one allowed to cause trouble. Her: Haha you heard, eh? Yes it’s true. I’ve been wreaking havoc on the city of Hollywood. Making waves and taking names. Me: You and me should team up. Show Hollywood wat some real thugz can do. Her: Yeah homie. I’m down! Haha we so gangsta. Me: You free this weekend. I just got me a new gat. We gonna rob some fools. Her: Lol what is a gat? !

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Ice Berg Jones (examples) Me: A piece. Una pistola. A gun homie. Her: Ah I see home skillet. Well I’m actually not free this weekend, but next weekend I am totally down to shoot some folks lol Me: I got my parole hearing that weekend. We should do it during the week. 5-O will never expect that. Her: Hahaha okay I’ll try to do that homie but it’s going to be hard. Me: Be strong homie. Next Tuesday or Wednesday. Her: Okay hit me up and I’ll try to make it bro homie dawg. Me: Fa sho fa sho. ------------------------Me: Where my ho at?! –Ice Berg Jones Her: It’s spelled burg not berg. Me: There ain’t no U in Ice Berg Jones………… but there can be an Ice Berg Jones in U. Her: HAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Me: Anyone who don’t call me Ice Berg gets a bullet. Her: Lmfao! I still can’t get over that ice berg jones in u joke. Me: I sunk da Titanic. Ain’t nobody bringing me down. Her: You’ve definitely sunk me Ice Berg. I think I’m ready to go down. Me: Yeah. Das right. We should meet up to do some hood rat shit. Her: Haha! Definitely. Me: This Saturday. 7. BYOG Her: BYOG? Me: Bring Yo Own Gat Her: Haha. Okay. See you then.

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The Theory of Role Play Texts (by Brad P) The Ice Berg Jones routine, or any of the other role plays you’re about to learn, are about creating a character and STICKING TO IT. The character has a certain agenda with the girl, and he will not be sidetracked. This allows you to utilize frame control, humor, and all sorts of good stuff all at once. Ice Berg Jones- As Speed said, he's a gangster black pimp. His agenda is to get the girl to come out and do hood rat shit. Ice Berg will not be deterred from inviting the girl out and causing trouble. Ice Berg Jones wants to set the schedule also, so 5-0 won't suspect. This is a great frame for setting up the date. Here’s some more examples of characters you can create to role play. Always use a character that is completely different than who you are in real life. If you’re black, don’t use Ice Berg Jones, use Harvey Goldbaum or make your own. If you’re a stockbroker, don’t use Harvey Goldbaum, use Ice Berg Jones.

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Harvey Goldbaum If you don’t want to try Ice Berg Jones, maybe go with Harvey Goldbaum, a white stockbroker who tries to give the chicks a market update and then get them to bring their brokerage account over to Harvey's firm. Here’s some texts Harvey might write: Have you seen that the dow is up again today? -Harvey Goldbaum I just made 20 grand on apple stock! Have you thought about your future and your retirement fund? I can make you a lot of money. Let me send you our new prospectus. Lets meet up so I can show you my portfolio.

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Text Messages for Pinging In this next section, I’m going to give you a list of text messages you can send to women whose numbers you’ve taken. But before we get into that, I’d like to give you some strategy for texting, and how it fits in to the overall strategy for getting laid. The communication environment has been changing rapidly over the past few years. From 2010 on, people started talking on the phone less and texting more. Nowadays, most people prefer to text and rarely talk on the phone unless it’s someone they know well or they are planning on being in a complicated discussion. These days, its likely that you will set up all your dates without ever getting a woman on the phone. It will be all text. Another change in the communication environment worth taking note of is the fact that women give their number out a lot more than they used to. In the old days, before “text-only” communication, women would guard their phone number carefully. They would fear getting an awkward call from a guy they don’t like. This has all changed. Now that everyone uses caller ID and text-only communication, it has become far less risky for a woman to give out her number. Not only is there less risk in the current communication environment, but most women have leveraged their new freedom into getting more validation and attention via text messages from guys.

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Women have adapted to the new communication environment far faster than men. They give out their number all the time, use the men who pursue them for validation, and have no fear of any awkwardness. Men have been slow to adapt. I have seen many students who get too excited about getting a number, thinking it’s “in the bag.” Then they put massive amounts of energy and emotion into the text conversation. This process drains their energy, and their ability to pursue more women is decreased. In light of how the communication environment is changing, I recommend that everyone reading should update their texting strategy, keeping the following suggestions in mind. - You should take LOTS of numbers. Many will lead to nowhere. Lots of women will give you their number even if they have no intention of dating you. If you want 3 dates, you should take 12 numbers or more. - Don’t put too much energy or emotion into any one girl until she shows she is legitimately interested. Just send out some of these “ping” messages a few times a week to see if she is listening and responsive. This way you won’t get emotionally drained. - Don’t take it personally if women don’t write you back. Remember, in this day and age, women will give you their number even if there is zero chance of a date. She might have a boyfriend, be in the middle of a herpes outbreak, living with her Mom in a trailer, or about to go to jail for 5 years. In many cases, she will give you her number anyway! Then when you text, she will soak up the validation and attention but never write back. - You should be texting 10+ women per day. Start in the early afternoon and see what fish are jumping that day. You can occasionally keep texting a girl for weeks or even months even if she doesn’t write back often. !

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Some girls will become interested a few months later. I’ve seen it happen for my Pickup Mansion students. Why would a girl ignore you for 2 months and then decide she wants to go on a date? Simple. Something in her life has changed. Maybe she broke up with a guy. Maybe the herpes cleared up. Maybe she moved out of the trailer park. For reasons that have nothing to do with you, she is back on the market. Sometimes when girls don’t write back to you, it’s not because your game sucks or the text message sucks. It has more to do with other factors going on in her life. If your text game is truly awesome, you can rise above some of those external factors more often. This is what we hope to accomplish by sending tested and perfected “pinging texts,” and staying persistent for weeks or months. Texting can be a lot of work. It can be a boring task. I’ve developed a piece of software that will do most of the work for you. It keeps track of all the women, writes the text for you, and keeps track of where you met them and how often they write back. All you have to do is hit “send.” This software is currently available as an app for the iPhone. It’s called Flirty Text, and it’s available in the app store. I have pre-loaded Flirty Text with 100 of my best text messages. You can ping all of your girls in 30-60 seconds and then get on with the rest of your day.

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If you’re really serious about getting laid, and taking some of the hassle out of things, I highly recommend you pick up this app. In order to protect your security, and prevent women from learning all the messages in the app, I’ve priced it pretty high. Women won’t spend $35 just to find out what’s in the app. Because of the high price, we will all be able to use Flirty Text without worrying about any of the messages being recognized. If you just want to try it out to see how it works, get the Lite version, which is cheaper. Or....if you don’t mind sitting there doing it manually, go ahead and use some of the “pinging texts” in this next section.

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“Are you ever gonna get off the phone? I wanna flirt with you?”

“I know you haven’t been able to stop thinking about me so I figured I’d say hi”

“One of my friends just got ass implants. I was thinking about getting some. What's your opinion on that?”

“You're a smelly pirate hooker. I'm going to slap you in public.”

“Y-- -r- s-xy. Would you like to buy a vowel?" !

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“Hey. Im just getting dressed right now. No peeking you dirty girl.” (Speed 30/30) !

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Stop thinking about me !

(Speed 30/30)

I'm watching the notebook and eating a bowl of ice cream don't judge me.

“I just saw the funniest thing on TV and thought of you” !!

(dwizzite 30/30)

hello beautiful (send 20 seconds later) oops texted the wrong chick (Dylan McKay)

“I have good news”! (borntomack 30/30)

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“So I've decided......” (borntomack 30/30)

“If you were my employee, I'd sexually harass you =)”

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“Don't worry, I got home safe” (I send that usually the night I get her number) (legato 30/30)

“Hey dork/nerd or Whats up creeper?”

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"OMG, I just saw this squirrel in the park and it reminded me of you."

"I bet you're in critical stalker mode right now.” !

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“I just won 1.2M in the lottery. So….Im just texting to say goodbye.”!

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“I'm starting to get this weird crush on Ellen DeGeneris. Such cute dance moves. Whats your weirdest crush?”!

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“I bet I know what

"Wow, saw a girl who looked just like you. Minus the eyepatch of course"! !

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“Last time I saw you, you had a booger and it was going in and out every time your breathed through your nose. Sorry I'm telling you this, I just couldn't hold it in any longer.” !

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"Cheers to a new friend" (I text this while I am still talking to her )!!

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If I were a giant ice cream cone, would you lick the vanilla till its all melted in your mouth, or take a bite out of the waffle part of the cone first? !(fadeaway 30/30)

“Nice mass text, where do I click "unsubscribe?"! !

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"Ha! I just made you look at your phone for nothing!" !

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"Hey, this is your phone, i'm getting so bored in your pocket, please take me out!"! !

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'Make sure you wear something really hot tomorrow, otherwise we won't match'. !

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"Hello Jessica, I am going to call you tomorrow at 11am, give me 10 mins on the phone to introduce myself. Pick one A) yes B) Maybe :-) !

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“Hey girl, I really wish you were here.. “I need someone to wash the dishes and do the laundry ; )”! !

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“I want to do it with you. I want to get you hot and sweaty. I want to hear you breathe hard. Do you want to go jogging?” !

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Conclusion Thanks for checking out my book. You’ve now been armed with all the most cutting edge material. I hope you go out and use it right away. For more dating help, check out the following resources at BradP.comThe 30/30 Club Meet 30 new women every 30 days. Get personalized feedback from Brad and the 30/30 Coaches on our private forum. Live Workshops Go out to bars and daytime spots with Brad and the UDS coaches. Watch us meet women right before your eyes. We will show you how to do it live, in person. 1on1 Training Get 1on1 coaching from the coach of your choice. Read all the coaches’ blogs and pick your favorite. Pickup Mansion Spend 12 months living in Brad’s Hollywood Hills mansion, picking up the most gorgeous women in the world. The Millionaire Makeover Brad and his team will re-arrange your entire life and transform you into the person you always dreamed of being. It’s all at BradP.com. Log on to read more. !

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So what now? Now that you’ve read this entire book, I’m going to give you one simple task to complete.

I want you to choose your favorite routine in the entire book. Choose the one that really made sense to you. Choose something you think women will love. Print out that one page the routine is on.

Then I want you to fold up that page and put it in your pocket next to where you keep your wallet and phone.

That page will become standard equipment whenever you leave the house. You wouldn’t leave the house without your wallet and phone, so don’t leave the house without at least one tool for getting laid.

Next time you go out, try out that one routine. See how it works. Then try it a few more times so you can get it to work well. It often takes a few tries to get the hang of it.

That is all I want you to do. They say “The journey of 1000 miles begins with one step.” I want you to take that first step by printing out one routine from this book. -Brad P. !

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