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Contents Meeting women online 4 Your profile 5 Your pictures 8 Messages 9 Example Interactions 9 My original text stack to get girls on dates More text examples 20 About the author 21
Meeting women online
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This one took me a lot of trial and error. This is perfect for the type of person that has a busy, busy, busy life. The guy that is shy on the approach. The guy that hates bars and clubs. I almost gave up on it because it was just such a pain in the ass. What I did one year was set up a fake profile of a chick so this way I could see what my competition was doing. Here's what I found out in my journey to get this handled. There are 3 types of guys 1. The guy that comments on her beauty or just says hi. -There are a lot of these, so if your message doesn't catch her attention instantly you've already shot yourself in the foot. 2. The very sexual guy -This guy is a moron because he's rude and it's a turn off for women on these dating sites. 3. The interesting, intriguing guy -These are a dime a dozen. Being this guy will get the woman interested in talking to you. This is important because if you can't talk to her then you can't interest her which then you can't get her number to get you on a date. Being this guy fixes that
Your profile Too many people on the site have cookie cutter profiles. Your profile is a snapshot of who you are. If your snapshot sucks, NEXT!!! Quick example of mine: This is my self summary
"***IF I DON"T GET BACK TO YOU RIGHT AWAY, DON"T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. I'm building another business scheduled for launch at the end of this
october. As well as finalization of ALL of it scheduled for November 11th. Yes...I sort of have no life at the moment because of it. If I go out on a date with you during that time, take it as a major compliment*** Example of my philosophy: http://youtu.be/pt8VYOfr8To ****ALSO ANY GUYS THAT RUN INTO THIS PROFILE AND WANT TO BECOME A MORE ATTRACTIVE MALE. FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME. I"M A LIFE COACH. THAT INCLUDES DATING and not just business, etc...**** **I'm rarely on here** ***Catch my heart if you can*** So I guess I am the shy nerdy type. At my core. It's true. I didn't start dating till I was 18. My first real girlfriend kinda happened by accident. I am not that shy anymore... I'm into doing epic things and life has gotten pretty interesting since my humble video game nerd beginnings... actually I can't even begin to tell you how interesting it has gotten, but I guess 'The Secret' works. Kinda going on a blank of what else to write so I have decided to just make a list of random facts about me: 1. I'm a sucker for vampire stuff. No pun intended ;) 2. I consider myself a musician, but I didn't come to LA for a career. 3. When I was 6 years old, I had my first kiss. I mimicked what was on tv. Said word for word what was said and kissed my friend. 4. I've always wondered what it would be like to live in a van in South America (free rent lol) and just explore. 5. Coffee (black) 6. If I were to choose to be any animal, I'd be a dog. They smile, show some affection and do stupid shit. What a great way to earn your food and housing. :) 7. I've picked up and moved on the drop of a hat 6 times. 8. I'm a pro at Mario Kart 9. I once ate 42 chicken nuggets. The bucket of 50 for $10 seemed like a good idea at the time. 10. I can't even imagine a world without music. Thank god we don't have to worry about that. 11. I'm into mysticism, the power of crystals and other metaphysical things. Maybe it's just in my DNA. 12. I'm a bit out there. I'm pretty sure it's in a good way. 13. I'm polarizing. Either you love me or hate me. 14. I like helping others. That's why I'm a life coach. 15. I'm very random and spontaneous. 16. If you like me; you've got to earn me. I don't settle.
17. I'm not looking for someone to cage me up. I'm into others running wild with me. 18. I don't mess around too much on this site. 19. Attraction to me is peculiar. It's like my brain sees a person and my mind may completely change the persons appearance to me. It can get better or it can get worse visually. 20. I'm an international speaker. So I'm looking for something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZb4QalPe_4 But if I don't find it here, I am not too concerned, 'cause I have already got a plan B, seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE" What I've done in here is give her a peek into my life, some random facts, basically said that I'm busy, been honest with her, made myself a challenge and intriguing. Now you don't have to copy mine because it's not you, but you could model it. It helps in the long run because it's different and it's refreshing. Here's the next one: ---------------Start Self Summary --------------We are all liars. We just lie about different things. Men are like "Babe I swear I wasn't at the bar" Women are more like "It's your baby" A little about me: Purple. Just purple. I'm the guy that Katy Perry modeled the song dark horse on. "So you wanna play with magic Boy, you should know what you're falling for Baby do you dare to do this? Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse Are you ready for, ready for
A perfect storm, perfect storm Cause once you’re mine, once you’re mine There’s no going back" As you can tell that bitch is addicted to me and I had to get a restraining order. I'm drunk even when I'm not. I often have life changing debates about magic the gathering and Pokemon. I can fly. I can fly so hard I'm a good unicorn and I know it. ---------------End Self Summary --------------What I've done in here is shown here I don't take this site too serious, that I can be a lot of fun and I'm spontaneous. I've also made this very refreshing for her. Not too many guys are going to have something like this. Part of the reason for this profile is I am a bit of a "hot mess"and I like others that have a similar sense of fun when it comes to life like I do. Now you don't have to copy either of mine because it's not you, but you could model them. In the end all that matters is if it helps you, both help me because both are different and refreshing. Women love that stuff.
Your pictures This is where you want to put your best self forward. You are going to want to field test your pictures. When choosing your pictures, ask yourself two questions: If you were to read your profile, what would you see that is portrait about this lifestyle? The women you want, what type of lifestyle are they attracted to? For the first profile this is how my pictures are. 1. The main picture is a girl and I, where it looks like she's having fun talking to me. This allows the woman to see herself in that situation with me
2. The next is a normal one of me 3. The next is somewhere I've visited. On mine, I make the caption a challenge. "500 points if you can guess what I was doing. Get to 1000 and win a prize!" 4. The next is something silly 5. The next is me on an adventure 6. My next one was with my dog and me. He's staring at the camera. Caption: "He says "Hi" Women love dogs 7. The next is an older picture of me. It shows personal growth as a person in a woman's eyes. 8. The next is something that makes them wonder what is going on in this picture. That curiosity could get her to message you first. For the second I give them a view into another part of my life. I display fun, fun fun. A lot of my photos leave the viewer wondering what is going on. 1. The main picture is me spanking a french maid while I'm in an "Adam" costume (leaves glued on underwear) during halloween 2010 2. The next is of a friend, a girl that's a friend and me at a club configured in an eiffel tower pose (think sexual) 3. The next is another party one for halloween 4. The next is me photobombing my own picture by looking at the camera creepily while next two two of my friends boobs. Think a groundhog coming up from the ground. 5. The next is me with some more (different) people 6. My next one is a normal shot. 7. The next is of me with a group of people on stage. I have the mic and I'm the center of attention
8. The next is me with three other women 9. The next is something that makes them wonder what is going on in this picture. That curiosity could get her to message you first. The main purpose of the pictures is to show that I am a good time and that women love to be around me. Messages If you want to go on a bunch of dates so you can just bang or maybe find a gf, straight up ridiculous is the way to go. They can get to know you better on a "real" level in person. My favorite way to come at it is if I was a 5 year old boy or if I was a crazy person. Little kids say whatever without being judged. When I'm texting I try to come up with the craziest things I can say that will self amuse me. I also have this retarded, arrogant but self-depricating vibe about me. Look at my some of my examples of interactions for reference. I've figured out the key to texting girls is to completely remove logic from the equation, say shit that 99% of guys would never have the balls to say, and If you are always going about it in a sarcastic/joking manner you can literally say anything and get away with it. If they get offended, the easiest way to go about it isn't to apologize but being playful and letting them know they misunderstood you. If you are very serious, be more off the wall and retarded. Girls eat it up like crackheads need in a fix. this is because so many people are just so fucking boring with there "Hey. How are you?" messages that women would get more enjoyment out of smashing a hammer into their forehead repeatedly. Personally I believe in role-playing off the bat and assuming that she will respond. It shows that you are playful and allows her to instantly have fun. I prefer going with statements to dart with. Usually about something out there that is utter nonsense and/ or a comment on her style that I can see through her pictures. I try to
avoid what most dudes do and comment on her beauty. She gets this 50 times a day guys. It's so much refreshing than the typical "Hi. How are you? I wanted to message you.” Those are boring. An attractive woman gets a lot of them every day. You have to stand out from the crowd or you are going to get nowhere with online dating. If you are looking to date a lot, you can just message a bunch of girls and get their numbers. From here you can message them through a texting stack like I've included in the book. Get enough dates going on and it will be irrelevant which ones come out the other side.
Example Interactions Me: Are you still single? I know someone that might be interested in you Her: yeah, i'm single Me: Perfect. You two should hang out. His name is Jared and he's awesome Her: haha ok, I'll be on the look out for a jared Me: feel free to hit him up. His username is (gave mine) Her: It was a lot easier to find jared then I originally anticipated. I'm Amy Me: HI Amy! What awesomeness do you have planned for the weekend Me: I think I might just take it easy this weekend and enjoy the nice weather. This week has been sort of hectic. what exciting things do you have planned for the weekend? Her: Damn, that definitely sound like a train wreck of a date. Me: that really depend. My biological clock is ticking you know and I want to bust out 27 babies. EVERY SECOND COUNTS! Her: You have some work cut out for you!
Me: I know right. These eggs aren't going to fertilize themselves Her: So 27 at one time, or 27 spaced out? Me: see octuplets run in my family so this could be an adventure…. Me: tell you what we flip a coin. heads- you pop them out and I collect child support. Tails- I still collect child support Her: that doesn't seem fair if I don't birth them. So do you think it will be 3 sets of octuplets and then triplets? how do you think the break down will happen? Me: I don't know. The mathematical possibilities are astronomical. Me: This is going to sound dorky, but do you want to play magic the gathering? Her: I have actually never played, but I'm definitely willing to learn. Me: That just made me feel uber dorkish. how about some pool. Like spontaneously now. Me: I can promise you one thing and one thing only. I will range in-between the extremes of the weirdest person or the most awesome person you've met off okcupid. Her: If you feel like whopping my ass at pool, then yes, i'll play some pool. I apparently don't know all the rules of the game, because last time I played, my brother was getting frustrated over the fact that I didn't know basically everything is called a scratch. and you definitely have your work cut out for you if you want to be the weirdest! Me: Perfect! Let's do this. game on. i went pro in 1645 as my spirit animal. I think my weirdest story tops yours. Let's go hang out. Where at? Her: I'm obviously not an expert pool player, so I'm not sure where places have tables. You have anything in mind? Me: Where about you live? +1 pt to you for being adventurous Her: Jeez, i have a lot of work to do if I'm ever going to make it to 1000. Stingy on the points I see. I live in the old cabrini green area of the city. You?
Me: I'm in the northwest suburbs. You already won 500 for seeming awesome Her: thank you, that is more like it Me: **Gives her address of place** How about this. I've never been there Her: Excuses excuses. yeah I could pull that off Me: 45 mins? Her: I'm going to need longer than 45 minutes, i'm sorry. I need to walk my dog before I leave Me: treadmill would be in handy now. Set it and forget it. What time u thinking Her: unfortunately dog pee doesn't oil the treadmill. Well I looked it up and it said 45 minutes to get there, so maybe like 30 minutes plus 45 minutes? does that work? Me: Yes I'll be there Her: so then 6? my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx incase you should need it Me: ok her: You will be there right?? Sorry, I've gotten blown off before Me: I don't mess around with hearts. Ill be there for you. **gives number** Her: Thanks a billion jared!
As you can tell a lot of it is straight up nonsense, but she played with it and gave me things to riff off of. Here's a few more so you can see how far you can take it with the crazy and still get women.
Example #2 Me: Those shoes would go swimmingly with my outfit
Her: Lol what outfit do you have? ? Haha!! Me: It's half a birthday suit. It would be full but that would just get me arrested walking down the street Her: Lol oh noo! ! Well i wouldn't want you to get arrested love!!! Me: It'll be fine. Just bring bail money and a blanket Her: Lol yeah im sure you'll need that blanket in this weather! Me: Yes. I don't need my sweat to turn me into a Popsicle Are you any good at pool? Either way lets play for hugs and candy. I like skittles Her: Lmao nooo i don't know how to play pool lol i wish! ! Me: Perfect. I shall teach you and purposely throw all the games so you feel like a pro and I can buy you stuff. What time is good for you? Just promise to be fun. I'm not into boring Her: Lmao!!! Haha what's boring?? That's funny, im at work right now! Me: Watching paint dry. Spiders building a web, they are too slow; they need to be fast like microwaves. What do for work? Please tell me it's something awesome Her: Lmao i understand! ! Hell noo my job is just as boring! ! Im a security guard at a trucking company Me: Nice. That means I can have all your attention and steal stuff without getting in trouble. How's your weekend been so far?
If you say Im your favorite part of the weekend you win a point Her: Lmao! ! "You are my favorite part" lol haha my weekend is ok i just slept halfway through my shift lol how about your weekend? ? Me: Hell yea. Extra point for you for ticking it to the man. Get to +5 and win a prize I thought I was going to be working today. I guess the reality lied to me Lets go on a romantic date? I'm thinking mcdonald's. We'll bring candles and wine to keep it classy Her: Where do you work?? Lol wow That's like a low blow Mc.Donalds!!! Sorry but i don't even eat that crap no more! !! Me: Im self employed. I didn't say we would eat. Just get drunk and play in the ball pit. Her: Lol!! Thats funny! !! What do you usually do on your off days? ? Me: I upped new old pics. Enjoy Her: Lol really Lol funny. Looks like you like to have fun.... Me: You got that right. You could say the last decade has been one hell of adventure. All over the us, mexico, europe and costa rica. Let's just say I'm a hot mess and it's fun Her: Lol oh i def' can tell that you are a hot mess lol But i bet you're fun to hang around Me: Definitely. I'm trouble. The good kinda. I think I'm going to be out of town for the next few weeks but I'm free today. Want to hang out? Her: I wouldn't mind but the snow is messy and i can't drive my car in all that shit! !
Me: Train it up girl! That's what I'm gonna do. I'm off the western stop of the orange line. I'll meet you in boystown. It'll be magical. Her: I can't get on a train with heels on let alone walk thru the snow in this shit! ! I just dnt feel like fighting with the snow today! And besides i live south! ! Me: I do too. I'm by western and 47th. what about you Her: 41st and lake park Me: Hey we are neighboors what's over there to do? I'm willing to brave the elements. I've got katy perry and drake to draw strength from. and on a plus I was just told that there's only been a few murders over in your area in the last few years. winning! Her: Lol Lmao! !! Idk this area like that i just moved over here! ! But soo far its ok! !! I wouldn't know as much because i work a lot! ! And im never home! ! But i am near Hyde Park! Me: I know how that is. I just did the same thing! Before this I was out in arlington heights. Before that I was in LA. I'll come to you. Just promise not to slip me a mickey. I don't need to wake up naked and chained up in some gay man's basement. Her: Lmao you're funny! ! Oh you're NOT from Chicago? ? And hey i should be the one scared! I usually be scared to meet pple seriously! !lol Me: I'm pretty harmless. I'm too much of a fireball that others try to seduce me so you are in good hands like all state. I may be an interesting influence but i don't make others do anything they don't want to. I've been "imposed on" before. NOT FUN! I grew up in the northwest suburbs. When I hit 22 I traveled to florida. From there I just started being a nomad. Moved back in august Her: Sounds good! !! Well i hope you aren't crazy! ! Trust me i had a terrible experience awhile back! We're rude we did not properly introduce ourselves lol! !
Im Deonna you are??? Me: It's all good. I'm Jared and you seem fabulous. I feel you on that. I've met certifiable crazy off of this site. I would classify as someone that doesn't hold himself back. Too many people hide in their shell and that's "normal" Her: Lol its ok to be yourself but im more laid back, and i can't stand to be around a crazy ass person Me: I think we will get along beautifully. Where do you want to meet? Her: I see you really want to meet? ?? well idc but did you want to go in the hyde park area or somewhere else Me: sounds like a plan. I don't feel like I have anything to lose. Number? I'll get dressed and start heading out there. also we should probably figure out where
I got her number and took it from there via text.
Example #3
Feb 9, 2014 – 8:09am Me:I want to be your wifey. I make great arm candy
Feb 9, 2014 – 8:18am Her: If I say yes, will you create a website in my honor and text me 38 times a day?
Feb 9, 2014 – 8:22am Me: Absolutely. For you since your special, lets round it up to an even 40 a day.
If that's not enough I'm great at washing dishes in a French maid outfit while looking seductive 37% of the time.
Feb 9, 2014 – 8:23am Her: Wow, 40 texts and 37% seductive. What did I do to deserve this?
Feb 9, 2014 – 8:29am Me: I saw your profile and time stopped, everything thing around me started to glimmer and sparkle as a band of trumpets started playing in your honor Its been the best 20 mins of my life and I never want it to stop
Feb 9, 2014 – 8:30am Her: And it never has to
Feb 9, 2014 – 8:33am Me: We shall have our ceremony in the parking lot of McDonald's then get drunk and play in the ball pit. If the employees catch us in the play place I shall act retarded and you pretend to be my sister that's babysitting me. They shall pity me and let us go
Feb 9, 2014 – 8:38am Her: You know all the right things to say. I'd give up my dream of a drive though in Vegas for some fries and a romp in the ball pit.
Feb 9, 2014 – 8:42am Me: Then we are perfect for each other. I must warn you I'm very fertile to the point if you look at me the right way I get pregnant
Feb 9, 2014 – 8:44am Her: I live on the top floor. Nothing a shove or two down the stairs won't fix Feb 9, 2014 – 8:49am Me: I guess I'll be having lots of accidents. I'll make sure to wear a helmet and pads so I don't bruise my elbows and knees. We don't need people thinking you beat me
Feb 9, 2014 – 8:50am Her: Don't forget the face mask. Can't have anything happen to that meal ticket.
Feb 9, 2014 – 8:51am Me: Yes otherwise we'd have to rely on my cooking skills and we both know that I'm only good at making a mean slice of bread
Feb 9, 2014 – 9:11am Her: Learn how to melt some cheese on it and I'll keep you well into your old age, as your meal ticket starts to sag and your fertility dwindles
Feb 9, 2014 – 9:31am me: Sounds like a plan. This conversation is a binding contract. The gods of okcupid have seen all. I'll learn how to melt whatever "cheese" is if you promise to lock me in a very tiny cage or a couple hours a day. It's the only way I can feel safe.
Feb 9, 2014 – 9:32am Her: You're in luck - I have a very tiny cage.
Feb 9, 2014 – 9:47am Me: I hope it's ends up being like this http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2535302/Cruel-craze-stuffing-pet-cat-glassjars-takes-off.html
Any more room and it would be too comfortable. I'm not a big fan of comfort. Also needs to be under a leaking water pipe so this way I can sleep until ridiculously exhausted and even so I end up soaked like I went swimming
Feb 9, 2014 – 10:28am Her: Hmm. I just got my ceiling leak fixed Friday. What about next to open windows... would that work for now? Feb 9, 2014 – 11:08am Me: As long as it snows on me and keeps me from sweating profusely we are good You're so kind. I'm glad you're my owner. Make sure to get me new tags for my collar in case I get lost
Feb 9, 2014 – 11:10am Her: New tags AND a new collar. I know how to treat my pets.
Feb 9, 2014 – 11:11am Me: Make sure it has rhinestones. I like to feel like a princess.
Feb 9, 2014 – 11:12am Her: Whatever you want, sweetheart ;)
Feb 9, 2014 – 11:14am Me: I'd bring you flowers but I ate them and there's no more because of the snow Are you any good at pool? Either way lets play for hugs and candy. I like skittles
Feb 9, 2014 – 11:19am Her: I can manage my way around a pool table. Or distract with my cleavage. Alls fair. Hugs and skittles - you have a deal.
Me: Sounds like a plan. Too bad I don't have my feather boa with me. My sexuality would be a distraction for you. Alas I feel I must throw all the games then so I can buy you stuff Are you free today? I promise amazing conversation other than that no promises
Her: Unfortunately I am not. I'm on my way to a drawing session. All I ever ask for is amazing conversation
Me: Sounds awesome. Draw me a perfect picture in the form of a photograph. If you have time tonight lets meet up in boys town. It shall be a thing of magic. I will make sure to bring flavored syrup so we can make snow cones out of the weather. Example #4 Me: That giant cowboy hat would be sexy on me Feb 8, 2014 – 12:35pm Her:Well the giant cowboy hat is actually a head and weighs 45 pounds. Still sexy? Haha
Feb 8, 2014 – 1:01pm Me: Yes. I'm quite strong I will wear in with pride like its a donut
Feb 8, 2014 – 9:37pm Her: A donut? Random. Hahaha. And you should wear it with pride. Pistol Pete is the best mascot hands down.
Feb 9, 2014 – 12:27pm Me: I shall. Please tell me you kidnapped pistol Pete and he's in you dungeon of a basement eating Swiss cheese Feb 9, 2014 – 12:40pm Her: Bahaha. No way. If I kidnapped pistol Pete it'd be all steak all the time. And I wouldn't deprive my great university of their fantastic mascot! I'm pretty sure it's against alumni board rules to kidnap the mascot. Haha
Feb 9, 2014 – 12:48pm Me: I promise not to tell anyone if you allow me to take selfies of myself lovingly stroking the side of his face with a black feather. Are you any good at pool? Either way lets play for hugs and candy. I like skittles
Feb 9, 2014 – 12:49pm Her: No I'm terrible. However I find the more I drink the better I play. Haha. I like bite size snickers. Feb 9, 2014 – 12:51pm Me: Perfect. Meet me in boys town. It's five o clock somewhere. First round is on me. I shall teach you and throw all the games so you feel like you've become a pro this way I can buy you stuff
Feb 10, 2014 – 10:09am Her: Haha. I just got this. How about Wednesday?
Me: Because I love you I shall pencil you in. Wednesday is one of the days that works for me. You must be psychic. Please help me pick some wining lotto tickets. No scratchers though. I'm allergic
Feb 10, 2014 – 1:45pm Her: Hahaha, Wednesday is one of the few days that works for me. So, where we going? Boys town is sorta perfect for me since I live super close. Ellen
Feb 10, 2014 – 2:52pm Me: Actually I just found something out. My work partner and I had been chatting about the possibility of us going out of town for a week or so to get out of the cold. I leave tomorrow
Feb 10, 2014 – 2:57pm Her: Oh, lucky. Planning a trip to Punta Cana myself right now. Well, if you're still interested, hit me up when you get back.
Feb 10, 2014 – 3:08pm Me: It should be cool. Looks like Oklahoma and New Mexico if we get there. Be nice to get away from this snow. I'd offer you sometime today if it worked for you. I'm sure ill be talking to you regardless and still want to see you Feb 10, 2014 – 3:15pm Her: It's only a bit warmer in Oklahoma right now. At least it's above 0. Haha. I'm planning to go out for sushi with a friend of mine. Her last time to eat refined carbs and drink for a month. So we are going to drink ridiculous amounts if wine and sushi. You're welcome to join if you like or we can plan something when you get back. Feb 10, 2014 – 3:33pm Me: That kinda sounds like a bit of awesome. Where abouts are you planning? Feb 10, 2014 – 4:03pm Her: We are going to Matsuya. It's 3242 N Clark. Guessing 7:30ish. Not sure yet as my
friend has an apartment viewing at 6:30. Boom. Invited to go out. My original text stack to get girls on dates This is my original text stack that I used to get massive amounts of dates. Took me some trial and error to iron out the kinks and make it streamlined and simplistic. Text stack Me: Do you always hit on hot guys (something about me)? Lol Her response Me: I’m preggers. Our irresponsible (action- flirting, making out, touching, etc...) knocked me up. It up to you if you want to be in the baby’s life. I do EXPECT child support checks. No IOU's or food stamps. ;) Her response Me: (Response to her response then). Are you any good at pool? :) Her response Me: That’s perfect. I’ll try not to take too much of your money. I must warn you though I went pro in 1982. ;) **you can change this around a bit, 1982 was for teasing, that's the year I was born** Her response Me: I want to take you on a romantic date. You can have anything off the menu. We're going to McDonald's. I'll bring the candles. You bring the wine. That'll make it classy. ;) **Loads of variations off this, just use your imagination** Her response **I'm going to interject right now to tell you what I was doing here, I'm showing her that I'm a fun person and it just wasn't a persona brought about when I met her due to alcohol.** **I'm standing out from the norm ("so what do you do/like to do, etc... that can be
brought up later, but remember this is about her you want her to associate you with fun.** Me: What’s your agenda like this week? Her response **Right here in one way or another you are skipping hassles and just finding out what her week is like.** **This is important for one main reason. Last thing you want is to play the "How about this day?” game. This can suck because you can literally just keep hitting "I'm busy that day, doing (blank)". Now you are chasing down her schedule. Not Good** Me: “x” and “y” work for me. Which is better for you? **( X and Y are two days that she is free. I chose to set myself up and assume the "sale" if you will. This also gives her the "illusion" of free choice.)** Her response Me: Let’s get together at 8pm **This is assuming the close. If she says yes or offers another time that day, you have a date** Her response Me: Sounds good. Let's meet at (best scenario- a place near your house)
More Text Examples Me: I just found myself singing my variation of a lady gaga song to some dogs. Me: I like it rough Me: What in life do you find enjoyment in? Me: You can be my newest secret stalker.
Me: You looked at me like a predator looks at its prey. ;) Me: Did you know that Jesus spelled backwards sounds like sausage? Me: I just had the most ridiculous thing happen to me at “place”. This chick came up to hit on me. Turned out it was a tranny. Lol Me: If a schizophrenic threatens suicide is that a hostage situation? Lol Me: When we hang out, hopefully you don’t overdose on fun and excitement! Wouldn’t want to HAVE to hold your hand in the hospital. ;) Me: I had the creepiest guy stalking me at “bar” yesterday! Makes me feel bad for you women. Lol Me: Am I going to have to bring a chaperone w when I see you - you’re not going to roofie me right? Lol Me: Today was phenomenal. Only way it could have been better if I had been snowmobile racing midgets. Me: -1 pt for you. Get to +10 and win a prize. **this is a tease if you ask her to guess something and she gets it wrong** Me: If you had one wish, what would it be and why? Me: You just randomly popped into my head Me: do you have roommates? **this is if you haven't pre-screened for an SNL wherever you met her** Me: If I could teleport, just imagine the possibilities. Even just the basics- time, gas and travel.
About the author Growing up I had no brothers or sisters. Lived in a family where there was constant fighting and my parents never really took the time to teach me social skills. I was also
embarrassed by this so I never asked for help. I grew up in Arlington Heights, IL. Over the years of elementary school, junior high and high school I was pretty much a loner that thought he was ugly. I had become a person that only spoke if spoken to unless it was something necessary like info about the homework assignment, etc. My first real make out session was when I was 17. I thank my friend Patrick for that. We went to go visit this girl he had been talking to that was in Buffalo Grove at her cousin’s house. The parents just happened to not be there. While there I didn’t realize that the cousin was into me, Patrick had to tell me. By the way Patrick was 14. He and the girl he was into left the room to leave the cousin and I alone. I decided to make a move and it was glorious. We made out for what felt like eternity. I might have been able to have sex with her, but my inexperience definitely got the best of me. Forgot to mention this girl was in 6th grade and I was about to be a senior. My first blow job came a month or so later from some Indian chick right before senior year started. Once again it was because of Patrick. Some girl at the teen center thought I was cute and he told me. She was in 8th grade. We went for a walk and ended up at the recreation park building. We had already made out and for whatever reason I attempted to open the side door to find it was unlocked. We went to the basement where no one would find us. While making out I just decided to pull my dick out. I put her hand on it. She played with it while we made out. I was very aroused and told her to put it in her mouth. She complied. She had never given head before and I had never received it before. It felt amazing, but she didn’t know what she was doing. I grabbed her by the back of the head and just kept having her bob back and forth on my dick till I came. After she swallowed, she asked if she was going to have a baby now. Hilarious when I look back at it. I tried to pawn her off on Patrick because she wanted to now date me, but I was embarrassed to be a senior dating an 8th grader. Stupid mistake because I could have had fun. After that I was never the same. I wanted to have sex and so began my quest. Here I am 13 years later and I’ve slept with over 250 women. At one point, I was sleeping with 12 women on a regular basis and they knew about each other and that I was constantly meeting and sleeping with new womenI have spoken and taught men how to pick up women all around the world. I’ve been with every race. I will also
admit that I have banged some fat girls, some slightly ugly girls (the type where it’s like well, I guess you’ll do), sexy ugly (hard to describe, but if you are honest with yourself you know what I mean), smoking hot women, models, strippers, mothers, dominatrixes, and everything in between. I say this not to impress you, but to inspire you and convey to you what is possible. I hope that the knowledge I’ve acquired over the years and streamlined benefits you and helps bring about the sexual abundance that you want and deserve.
I hope that the knowledge I’ve acquired over the years and streamlined benefits you and helps bring about the sexual abundance that you want and deserve. Your friend, Ratisse