HINDI SCRIPTS JAGADISH
CORRUPTION Anupam kher Salman khan Shahrukh khan Amir khan Nasaruddin shah ompuri Nana patekar Amitabh bachan SCENE 1
Police officer : Anupam kher :
thane bulaya hai kyon
Police officer : tumhara beta beech raste par mara mari kar raha tha inspector bula raha hai Anupam kher :
pandrah minute main a raha hoo
Wife :
kaha ja rahe ho
Anupam kher :
beta paida kiya hai isliye
Inspector :
paisa laye ho
Anupam kher :
kaise paise
Inspector :
beta bahar chahiye ya nahi
Anupam kher :
uske liye paise
Inspector :
pehli bar thane aye ho kya
Anupam kher :
haan
Inspector :
dus hazar
Anupam kher :
aisa , kaun sa jurm kiya hain mere bete ne
Inspector :
Anupam kher :
mar peet ,
vakeel leke akar aapse baat karta hoon
Inspector : uski jaroorat nahi, aaj ravivar hain, beta raat bhar under rahega ya bahar nikaloge Anupam kher :
itna paisa mere paas nahi hain
Inspector :
kal laoge to bees hazar
Anupam kher : kal vakeel lekar ata hoon Inspector :
jaisi tumhari marzi
Scene 2 Vakeel : Anupam kher :
bahut pecheda case hai, 1 lakh chahiye itna paisa , ek maar peet ke liye
Vakeel : beta chudana woh bhi police logo ke saath , ghoos to dena padega, chudane ke liye Anupam kher : bahut mushkil se ghar mein paanch hazar tankhwah milti hai aur itni badi rakam dena mere bas ki baat nahi hai Vakeel :
to bache kyon paida karte ho
Anupam kher : shukriya
Scene 3 Inspector :
kyon phirse, vakeel saath laye ho
Anupam kher :
bees hazar laya hoon , bacha chudane ke liye
Inspector :
bees hazar nahi chalega, poora pachas hazar loonga
Anupam kher : apne kal bola tha bees hazar
Inspector :
haan , par ab mujhe yaad nahi hain
Anupam kher : kal lekar aaoon Inspector : kal laoge to 1 lakh nahi to tumhara beta salakhon ke peeche hamesha ke liye Anupam kher : shukriya
Yeh hai bharat ki kahani jo har ghar main sunayi jaati hai, yaha par log paiso se baat karte hain, jiske paas paisa uske pas naam , shauharat aur jiske paas paisa na ho to duniya bhar ki thokre khane pe majboor
Scene 4 CBI special branch corruption department Amir khan :
teen jasoos ek kam
Shahrukh khan :
statement achi hai
Salman khan :
kaun si khushi main
Amir khan :
special branch corruption , corruption removal at once
Shah rukh khan : giri to andhera
mombati ko seedha rakho to kaam pe ati hai, agar neeche
Amir khan :
matlab
Salman khan :
corruption ko nikalo nahi to job se bahar
Amir khan : failti hai
bacha bacha janta hai ki bharat desh mein corruption kaise
Salman khan : ki
to hum kis khet ki muli hai, naam salman aur kam bahaduri
Amir khan :
shayari sunoge is par
Salman khan :
beshak
Amir khan : shayari arz kiya hai, corruption se kya darna , hum khud uske liye bane hai, log jitney bhi ho corruption badane ke liye, hum unse kum nahi hai Salman khan : wah wah, wah , wah arz kiya hai, crime branch ke hum teeno, kam watan ka, chalte huye corruption logo se kya darna , hum hai , corruption ki khatir shah rukh khan : wah , arz kiya hai , zindagi ka naam corruption hai, yeh humne padi thi, cbi mein akar, kaam aisa kar jayenge, dekhne wale kahenge wah wah , wah wah
Scene 5 Officer :
boss is calling
Sab teeno
good morning sir
ompuri :
good morning
Amir khan :
any news
Om puri :
ek pechida case hai , sunoge
Shah rukh khan :
batayiye
Om puri : Mumbai ki sadko mein corruption is rampant, yeh to hum sab jante hai, par in sab se badi hai paisa, aur jiske paas paisa hai wah corruption badata hai, yeh crime branch or corruption unit bhali banti janti hai, is corruption ko stop karne ke liye abhi tak humne jo kuch bhi kiya hai kafi nahi hai. Mumbai mein corruption ab bhi continue ho rahi hai, aur tum teeno ko isliye bulaya hai taki tum teeno Mumbai jante ho aur pandrah saal se Mumbai ki seva karte ho. Mere anusar is Mumbai mein crime aur corruption badane ke peeche teen logo ka haath hai 75% of the times, yeh information mujhe aaj crime branch of CBI ne bataya hai, yeh hai tumhari assignment , inko kaise pakadte ho yeh tum teeno ki intelligence par chod deta hoon Salman khan : Yeh teeno akhir kaun hai , aur karte kya hai information ke anusar Om puri : information ke anusar teeno dost hai tum teeno ki tarah aur bade business man , kya karte hai yeh nahi malum, but swiss
bank main account hai without any official proof , unke naam is file main hai, naam nasaruddin shah , amitabh bachan and Nana patekar Amir khan :
case hum teeno solve kar dege
Om puri :
time 6 months from today assignment , good luck
Teeno :
thank you sir
Scene 6
Amitabh bachan :
latest kya khabar hai
Nana patekar : liye
kuch nahi , kuch teen bande a rahe hai kuch puchtash ke
Nasaruddin shah :
humse mukabla, kaun hai yeh teeno
Nana patekar :
cbi specialist corruption
Amitabh bachan : arz kiya hai bache hum nahi hai , chori chupe ate nahi hai, waqt humara barbad mat kijiye, hum kisi ke naukar nahi hai Nasaruddin shah :
kiske liye bani hai yeh shayari
Nana patekar :
aur kiske liye CBI specialist ke liye aur kaun
Nasaruddin shah : to humari shayari suniye, arz kiya hai bacho se to pala hum roz karte hai, bacho se pala hum roz karte hai, yeh teeno kis khet ki muli hai jo humse nata jodna chahte hai Nana patekar : arz kiya hai sapno ke sudagar hum nahi hai, bache woh hai hum nahi hai , jitni bhi der woh bate humse kare, kaam hum karenge woh nahi
Scene 7
Salman khan :
teeno ek saath
Nasaruddin shah :
kyon hum ander nahi a sakte
Amir khan :
a sakte hain par ek ek karke
Amitabh bachan :
kyon
Shahrukh khan :
kyonki savera jab hota hai to log kya karte hain
Amitabh bachan :
naha dho ke ek saath khana khate hain
Amir khan :
uske baad
Nana patekar :
apne apne kaam pe lag jate hai
Shah rukh khan : hum bhi wohi kar rahe hai, bari bari se ana jaroori hai kaam ke silsiley main
Scene 8 Nana patekar :
good morning
Amir khan :
good morning
Salman khan :
kaam
Nana patekar :
business man
Shah rukh khan : what type Nana patekar :
kuch bhi jo desh seva ke liye upyog hota hai
Amir khan :
yani ngo
Nana patekar :
wohi samajh lijiye
Salman khan :
matlab
Nana patekar :
ngo
Amir khan :
tankhwah
Nana patekar :
ngo ka jitna
Salman khan :
yani kitna
Nana patekar :
5 lakhs har mahine
Shah rukh khan :
paise kaha par hai
Nana patekar :
swiss bank account main
Shah rukh khan :
waha par kyon any illegal
Nana patekar :
no
Shah rukh khan :
phir waha par kyon
Nana patekar :
safety
Amir khan :
kaisi safety
Nana patekar :
paisa jyada hai isliye
Amir khan :
har mahine kitna paisa ata hai apke paas
Nana patekar :
har mahine 60 to 90 lakhs
Shah rukh khan :
karte kya hai us paise say
Nana patekar :
desh seva
Salman khan :
yani
Nana patekar :
education, nature development, old age homes
Shah rukh khan:
kitna paisa dete hai is sari cheese karne ke liye
Nana patekar :
kareeb 1crore
Amir khan :
abhi apne kaha ki income 60 to 90 lakhs
Salman khan:
aur abhi kaha ki 1 crore spent
Teeno ek saath : kuch samjhe nahi tension Amir khan:
balancesheet, profit and loss statement
Nana patekar :
nasaruddin shah karta hain usse poochna padega
Teeno : thank you
Scene 9
Nasaruddin shah : Teeno : Amir khan :
good morning good morning job kya hai
Nasaruddin shah :
business
Shahrukh khan :
kaisa business
Nasaruddin shah :
wohi desh seva
Salman khan :
yani education
Nasaruddin shah : Amir khan :
wohi samajh lijiye yani ngo se hatke
Nasaruddin shah :
yes
Shah rukh khan :
accounts apne kaha se seekhi
Nasaruddin shah :
fms delhi
Salman khan :
any project
Nasaruddin shah :
amitabh bachan ke saath unke company mein 5 years back
Amir khan :
amitabh bachan apse bade hain
Nasaruddin shah :
kareeb char saal bade
Shahrukh khan :
karte kya hain amitabh bachan
Nasaruddin shah :
accounts
Salman khan :
designation in the office
Nasaruddin shah : jaise sab companies ke ceo Amir khan :
ceo or woh bhi accounts
Nasaruddin shah : yani cfo uske baad ceo Shahrukh khan :
yani company kiski hai
Nasaruddin shah : amitabh bachan ki Salman khan :
aur cfo se ceo
Tension Amir khan :
fine accounts
Nasaruddin shah : main karta hoon Amir khan :
education mein par mahine kitni amdani hoti hai
Nasaruddin shah :
kareeb 1 crore
Shahrukh khan :
aur kharcha
Nasaruddin shah :
kareeb 80 lakhs
Salman khan :
apki tankhwah
Nasaruddin shah :
5 lakh
Amir khan :
log kitne hai
Nasaruddin shah :
bas hum teen
Shahrukh khan :
yani kharcha teen logo ka 20 lakh right
Nasaruddin shah : yes right Shahrukh khan :
yani mahina 1 crore kharcha 80 lakhs 3 log 15 lakh
Salman khan :
to baki 5 lakh
tension Sab teeno :
thankyou
Amir khan :
fine amitabh bachan ko bulayiye
Scene 10 Amitabh bachan : Shahrukh khan :
good afternoon pata nahi tha dopahar ho gayi
Amitabh bachan : subah kisne dekha hai , shaam ho gayi, dopahar baki hai, kam karte jayiye aap, hum kisliye hain Teeno :
thankyou
Amir khan : subah ka nashta kiya hain, dopahar apse , shaam abhi baki hain kaam humara aap dekh lijiye Shah rukh khan :
naam
Amitabh bachan :
amitabh bachan
Salman khan :
kaam ngo ke alava
Amitabh bachan :
what ngo
Amir khan : Amitabh bachan : Shah rukh khan :
aapka business education yani ngo education
Amitabh bachan :
nahi sirf education
Salman khan :
aap ceo uske
Amitabh bachan :
haan
Shahrukh khan :
nasaruddin shah kehte hain ki aap ngo chalate hain
Amitabh bachan :
wohi ngo
Amir khan :
aap ceo kab bane
Amitabh bachan :
kareeb 3 years back
Shahrukh khan :
usse pehle
Amitabh bachan : naukri
Salman khan :
marketing
Amitabh bachan : yes Shahrukh khan :
accounts mein apki dilchaspi
Amitabh bachan : accounts maine kabhi touch nahi ki sirf marketing Amir khan : hain
nana patekar bol rahe the ki aap accounts mein unke baap
Amitabh bachan : woh kuch saal maine use padayi thi Shahrukh khan : nahi hain
aap keh rahe the abhi ki apki koi accounts main dilchaspi
Tension Aap bahar baithiye hum abhi ate hain
Scene 11 Teeno ko bulake copy of discussion and ended with for giving false information arrested Ompuri :
congratulation boys , how did you manage
Amir khan : palang par sothe huye admi ko jagana ho to hamari tarah kaam karni chahiye Every one laughs Shahrukh khan : what would happen to them Ompuri : Salman khan : under arrest Ompuri :
woh hum par chod do thank you sir , but for your kind information you are also
I didn’t understand
Amir khan : poori story main ek baat nasaruddin shah ne kahi wah yeh hai ki paanch lakh baki kaha gayi humne khud chan been ki to
pata chala accounts mein ki har bar paanch lakh kisi mr sher ke naam pe transfer hoti hai har do mahine ke baad, kuch gumnam vyakti, woh bhi do mahine kyonki agar har mahine ho to pata chal jayega Shahrukh khan : chaanbeen karne par bhi yeh nahi malum hua ki wah vyakti kaun hai, tab address check ki to pata chala ki wah bhi galat address hai, ab yeh malum padna chahiye ki wah vyakti kaun hai Salman khan : hum yahi kab se soch rahe the ki apko kaise malum pada ki teeno vyakti poori 75% in logo se corruption hoti hai, yeh information apko crime branch se mili thi par yeh jab humne chaanbeen kari to pata chala ki unhe yeh information indirectly apse mili Amir khan : yani aap un teeno ke kuch lagte hai, pata chala to aap woh admi hain jinhone wah company ki shuruvat ki baahar se Shah rukh khan : par hume yeh nahi malum ki aap ne un teeno ke bare main apne hume kyon batayi, baat chupchap se ki ja sakti thi, yeh unhe jail bhijwane ka apka matlab kya tha Salman khan : history phir se dauhrayi ja rahi hai ki char dost teen company ke ander aur ek bahar plan bilkul amazing teen paisa aiththe hain aur chauhta corruption daba deta hai Amir khan : kuch salo baad teeno milbaithke paisa loot rahe the aur accounts main jo paisa apka ana tha ruk gayi, aap baukhla gaye aur corruption main unko phasana chaha Shahrukh khan : aur ek baat samajh nahi ayi, ki apne hum teeno ko kyon choose ki , seedha , seedha unko giraftar kar sakte the aur corruption ka case close kar sakte the Yeh beech main hum teeno ko kuch samjhe nahi Salman khan : taki apka naam beech main na aye isliye, kuch galat valat ho jaye nahi dar ke mare right mr sher Ompuri :
Teeno : NEXT
yes
welcome to jail mr sher
KISMAT KA KHEL Nana Patekar kajol amitabh bachan tabu shabana azmi kader khan saif ali khan gulshan grover
Scene 1 Nana patekar:
kya hua, chup baithey ho
kajol :
aaj somvar hai, Maine upvas rakha hai.
Nana patekar: upvas rakhti thi
to aaj khana milega ki nahi. Tumhari, amma bhi somvar ko
kajol :
maloom hai, unhi se sikhi hoon
Nana patekar :
khana kuch banaya hai, ya bhuke pet sovu
kajol : Nana patekar
fridge mein rakha hai, garam kar ke kha lijiye :
kajol :
mein shiv ka bhakt hu, par ek bar bhi upvas nahi rakhta to kisne kaha ki aap rakhiye
Nana patekar : tumhe dekhta hu to Shiva ki biwi, naam kya hai uska. Ha, parvathi uski yaad ati hai kajol : Nana patekar kajol:
Scene 2
acha hai pehli bar aapne, meri taarif , kisi devta se ki hai :
interpretation acha kar leti ho aap hi se sikha hai
Nana patekar
:
Kya khabar aye newspaper mein
Amitabh bachan : kuch khas nahi wahi ghisi piti kahaniyan. Yeh news wale bhi ajib hai kabhi achi batein likhna pasand nahi karte, jab bhi bhi dekho picture films ke bare mein likhte hein
Nana patekar : eh amitabh bachan, kabhi bhi tune newspapers mein police ke bare mein pada hai. . kaun mara , kisne mara kitne mar gaye police ki naukri karte karte, police ka putla bhi nahi banate, par jab koi police mein kisi ki maut ho jaye tab yehi newspaper log bat ka batangad bana dete hein Amitabh bachan : such hai apni zindagi hi aisi hai 2 pahiyon ki motorcycle aur 4 pahiyon ki jeep aur kahenge, chota shakeel ko pakdo Nana patekar :
aajkal yeh politician nam kye hai
Amitabh bachan Nana patekar
: :
Amitabh bachan : Nana patekar :
tabu Haa tabu ka nam bahut sun raho hoon chief minister ki beti hai, to
Amitabh bachan : last elections mein har gayi thi , is bar elections a rahe hai naa, is lein uska naam har newspaper mein chapa hai Saif ali khan : kehte hai tabu party funds aur companies ke fund se elections jeetna chahta hai Amitabh bachan : is bar tabu ka jeetna nishchit hai Nana patekar : apne ko kya karma , kaun aya , kaun gaya, apne ko apne, kaam se matlab hai Amitabh bachan: ek problem hai tabu ka jilla hamari ilake se gujarta hain. Dar lagta hain ki hatapai na ho jaye opposition or ruling party ke beech Nana patekar : too aur darpok, ho hi nahi sakta. raju gang ke 5 aadmi ko 5 bullet se tune hi to mar dala tha Amitabh bachan :
chod na yar woh to 3 saal purani kahani
Nana patekar
:
3 saal nahi, 3 mahine pehle. Kash main waha hota
Scene 3 Nana patekar:
sir apne hame yaad farmaya
Kader khan : hai
ha tumhare constitution mein mera beta jeetne jaa raha
Nana patekar :
abhi voting ke leya 5 ghante aur hai sir
Kader khan :
to tum samajte ho mera beta jeet nahi sakta
Amitabh bachan :
woh hum nahi sir opposition ke leader ka dava hai
Kader khan : hai
to tumhara support opposition leader ki tarf ishara karta
Nana patekar :
Kaam to hume karna hai chahe aap rahe ya na rahe
Scene 4 Govind : Nana patekar : likhe
koi reporter apse milna chahti hai faltu mein timewaste mat kar bol jake cinema ke bare mein
Govind : woh sunti nahi hai kahti hai bina apse mile bina jayegi nahi subah se baithe hai apse milne ke liye Nana patekar:
theek hai bol hum 15 minute mein a raha hein
Shabana Azmi :
good morning
Nana patekar :
good morning
Amitabh bachan :
good morning
Nana patekar :
hume kaise yaad kiya
Shabana azmi :
shikari ko pakadna ho to jungle mein jaana padta hai
Nanapatekar:
apka matlab hai ki humara office jungle hai
Shabana azmi :
bas nazariyan hai dekhne ka
Nanapatekar :
My name is Rana pratap nice to meet you
Shabana azmi :
My name is Rudram devi
Amitabh bachan : Nana patekar : bachelor
aur hamara naam pochoge nahin yaha ke most senior officer rudra pratap singh from Punjab
Shabana azmi : Akhbaro mein aap dono ka naam suna hai aajkal. Kehte hain aap dono ki jodi khoobsorat lajawab aur tariff ke kabil hai Nanapatekar :
kaun likh raha hai hamere bare mein
Shabana azmi : news nahi padte
mein khud . I am a reporter of hindu dainik lagta hai aap
Nana patekar :
aapke jaise reporter logo se kum interaction hota hai
Shabana azmi : thanks for the complements Amitabh bachan :
its our pleasure
Shabana azmi : kitne saal ho gaye apko kaam karte hue Amitabh bachan :
pandrah saal, bahut transfer hue hai
Shabana azmi : aapke bolne dang se hi pata chal jata hai you both don’t compromise Nana patekar : definitely not agar kisi ko thokna hai to thok denge peche dekhna choda diya hai Shabana azmi :
aur aap
Nana patekar : main rudra pratap singh ka junior hoon 5 saal ho geye police ki naukri karte karte Amitabh bachan :
aur aap is field yaani reporter ke field mein kitne saal se hai
Shabana azmi :
terah saal paanch mahine cheh din.
Nana patekar/amitabh bachan :
very interesting
Nana patekar :
I shouldn t say so par puch raha hoo ki apne shaadi ki
Shabana azmi :
haa 2 bache, us settled
Nanapatekar :
to yeh reporting
Shabana azmi :
passion , passion to do something for the nation
Nana patekar/amitabh bachan :
we too
Scene 5 Nana patekar :
phir se kaise pharmaya apne
Shabana azmi :
aadmi parakhne mein main ustad hoon
Amitabh bachan :
aisa apne kya dekha hai humme
Shabana azmi :
apne aap se poocheye samajh jaayenge
Nana patekar :
koi to baat hogi jise humse share karna chahti hoge
Shabana azmi :
aap dono se mashoura lena tha
Nana patekar :
kis bat par
Shabana azmi :
politics par
Nana patekar :
kyon hamari naukri pasand nahi ayi
Shabana azmi :
power is played by the top not by bottom
Amitabh bachan: to aap politics mein badlav lana chahti hain. To is mein main hum kya kar sakte hoon. hum unke isharo par chalta hoon transfer politician karta hai aur goli hamko khani padti hai shabana azmi :
bahut kuch agar aap dono chahte hain to
Nanapatekar : jodne ki
Insaan mein do khvaishaih hote hai ek bigadne ki doosra
Shabana azmi :
to main samjhu ki aap dono ne haan kaha hai
Nana patekar :
at your service
Shabana azmi :
kal theek 6 baje garden restaurant mein
Amitabh bachan:
theek 6 baje dono white suit
Nana patekar :
right
Amitabh bachan : right
Scene 6 Shabana azmi :
on time
Nana patekar :
der se ane mein humare dictionary mein nahi hai
Shabana azmi :
kaam ki baat kare
Amitabh bachan :
khuli hawa mein chalenge to baat mein dam hogi
Shabana azmi :
saans ko thandak dene ki baat apne theek farmaya
Shabana azmi :
Tabu ka naam suna hai
Nana patekar :
haan suna hai
Shabana azmi :
usi ke bare mein baat karni hai
Shabana azmi : main yeh chahti hoon ki aap dono ashutosh ke saath kaam kare. Woh 21st century ki navjavan ladki hai. Uske pass bade ideas hai Nana patekar : kaam karte hain Shabana azmi : Amitabh bachan : news mein chaapo Shabana azmi :
par ham politics mein nahi hain hum police force mein
to kya hua press kya kar rahi hai. Agar ashutosh ke pass ideas hai to
wohi problem hain ke use 2 ya 3 police officers ki jarurat hai
Nana patekar :
main yeh jaan sakta hoon ki woh 2 bande hum kyon hai
Shabana azmi :
ek sherni ki dahad se sher khud samajh jata hai
Shabana azmi
:
isliye aap ke pass ayi hoon
Scene 7 tabu :
good morning sirs
Nana patekar :
good morning madam
Amitabh bachan :
good morning
tabu :
mere bare mein pitaji ne aaj kuch to bataya hoga
Amitabh bachan : soch rahe ho
haan shabana azmi se baat hui thi . aap kuch bahut bada
tabu :
aap majak acha kar lete hai. Thoda mushkil ka kaam hai
Nana patekar: Tabu : batana Nana patekar : padti tabu :
kaam kya hai ghar ke liye agar meri taraf se kuch madad chahiye to
sher khud paani ke pass jata hai use madad ke jaroorat nahi
agar sher buda ho to
Amitabh bachan: hum apne aap ko jawan mante hain, kaam ki baat kare tabu : meri chachi ka jawab nahi jo chahiye tha mil gaya 2 sava sher to aap mera kaam karenge Nanapatekar : Desh ke leye hoga to jaroor karenge waise hum bhagvan ka kaam bhi nahi karte tabu : Amitabh bachan: tabu :
aap bade dilchasp admi malum hote hai der se pehchana par theek pehchana to main batate hoon
tabu : khabar yeh aye hain ki 3 atankvadi gurgaon mein hain . koi nahi janta ki woh kaun hai, kahan se aye hai, unhe pakadna hai Amitabh bachan: tabu :
aapko kaise malum intelligence mein mere dost rehte hai
Nanapatekar : is ke liye to border security force hain hum to sirf police task force mein kaamkarte hain tabu : koi baat hogi
meri chachi ne aap dono ko chose kiya hai to aap mein koi na
scene
How to find who are the terrorists and where they are Train ki journey towards gurgaon. Opposite terrorist no 1 Amitabh bachan:
kahan ja rahe hain
Gulshan grover :
gurgaon
Nana patekar :
waha apke relatives . sorry
Gulshan grover :
sorry kyon
Amitabh bachan :
apke passport gir gaye hai
Gulshan grover :
no problem
Amitabh bachan :
apka naam
Gulshan grover :
mehfuz
Amitabh bachan sees the photo removes it puts it in his pocket and checks out name name doesn’t match Gurgaon aane ke baad Amitabh bachan :
I want to check out the profile in internet diary
Scene 8 tabu :
aap yaha par .
kajol :
waiting for bus
tabu :
kya main drop kar doo
kajol :
no thanks
tabu :
apke pitah nana patekar se baat huye thi
kajol :
jo aurat khullam khula baat karti hai mere ko pasand nahi hai
tabu :
to apko meri baat per vishwas nahi hai
kajol : main apne hisab se chalti hoon kisi admi ya aurat ki sahayta ki avashyakta nahi hai tabu:
thanks for letting me know
kajol :
its my pleasure
Story ka turning point yeh hai ki shabana azmi is the real woman terrorist sent th to blast India on 26 january Ending before nana patekar dialogue to the crowd Amitabh bachan :
woh terrorist kaha gaya
Nana patekar :
yehi pe hona hai information theek thi
Amitabh bachan :
main north block mein dekhta hoon
Nana patekar :
south block mein main dekhta hoon
Gulshan grover :
madam kaam ho gaya sabme time bomb fix ho gaya
Shabana azmi :
good work
Gulshan grover :
mera inam madam
Shabana azmi :
terrorist ka ek his inam hota hai or who hai maut
Amitabh bachan :
chehra idhar ghumayengi
Amitabh bachan :
I cant believe it you are the person
Shabana azmi :
maine tum dono per vishwas karke badi galti ki hai
Nana patekar :
hello hello
Amitabh bachan :
main yeh nahi samjha ki tumne hum dono ko kyon chuna
Shabana azmi :
cover up operation
Amitabh bachan : koun sa operation Shabana azmi :
26th january operation india
Amitabh bachan : koun se terrorist ke liye kam karti ho Shabana azmi :
itni bhi jaldi kya hai upar dekh rahe ho
Amitabh bachan : looks up gets a jolt from back from ashutosh father,
Amitabh bachan ; mujhe pehele se hi shak tha tum par Kader khan :
woh kaise
Amitabh bachan : jab tumne hum se kaha ki tumhara beta jeet jayega bina rigging kiye bina. Usi din mujhe shak ho gaya tha ki koi badi connection hai tumhare aur underworld mein Amitabh bachan falls on tabus father and dies in the process by killing himself and tabu father with opening a hand made pin bomb Nana patekar comes to north block amitabh bachan ko dekh kar ek badi see cheekh badi cheekh marta hai. Amitabh bachan reveals the secret he has with him video camera which he has recorded while talking to shabana azmi. That remains intact Nana patekar reveals this thing infront of court and shabana azmi is caught by the Interpol in usa after 1 week and is handed over to the Mumbai CID TUBU is shocked by what has been revealed to him and atlast agrees to carry the good work by partnering with priyanka chopra and nanapatekar
Just before the second half starts , before interval ends tabu would become the leader with just 5 extra votes. Nanapatekar ka dialogue Nanapatekar : Sherni woh hai to hum savasher dekhta hoon kitnae dino tak tikti hai kursi mein: sab kismet ka khel hain Ending ka scene Nana patekar ka dialogue Bhayuyo aur behno mujhe is baat par behad khushi hai ki maine desh ke liye kuch kiya hai. Mujhe is baat ka ghamand nahi hai ki maine apne pure career mein 25 medals jite hai. Mujhe is baat par gusa aata hai ki is duniya mein kuch log dil o jaan se kaam karta hai aur baki sare uske peeche aage. Kya hamara desh inhi politicians ki bate sunega ya hum mein se kuch log samne akar barabar se apna hak mange ge. Kya hamara desh itna bekar ho gaya ki hum in do takori anpad gavar politicians ke samne ghutne tek kar raham ki bheeg mange ge. Utho bharatvasi aur dekho tumhare andar mein wohi khoon bharat mata ka daud raha jaise ki mere main. Main yeh kehna chahta hoon ki mera putla mere marne ke baad banoge ya nahi iski meri koi chinta nahi. Tum sab me ye kami hai ke tum apne aap se bhag kar kisi na kisi ko hero bana kar uska putla bana dete or yeh nahi dekhte ki putle mein jaan hain woh anokhi baat hain jise doodne par apne aap tumhare samne prastut ho jayega Bhaiyuyo main bas yahi kehna chahta hoon ki tum mein woh sari shakti hai jo ek admi ya aurat mein hoti hai utho or kaho mere saath bharat zindabad bharat zindabad NEXT
SARDAR KI DHULAI HRITIK ROSHAN NANA PATEKAR BACHE
Scene 1 Hritik roshan :
sir naukri chahiye
Nana patekar :
kyon
Hritik roshan :
pata nahi sir
Nana patekar : pehla admi hai jo job ke liye aya hai, aur usko hi pata nahi ki job kyon chahiye . Hritik roshan:
waise to kuch bhi kar loonga sir
Nana patekar :
to jhadoo pocha boluga kar loge
Hritik roshan :
try kar sakta hoon sir
Nana patekar : try, chal jhaado pocha ke liye tujhe rakha. Waise kaha tak pade ho Hritik roshan :
fourth class
Nana patekar :
isliye jhadoo pocha ki baat kar rahe ho
Hritik roshan :
jo bhi milega imandari se karoonga
Nana patekar :
chal tera test loonga
Hritik roshan :
taya r hoon sir
Nana patekar :
chote bache hai unko kahaniyan sunani hai, kar sakte ho
Hritik roshan :
imandari se
Nana patekar :
yeh kya tumhara favourite dialogue hai kya
Hritik roshan :
aisa hi samajh lijiye sir
Nana patekar : chal tujhe rakha , pehle class main main peeche baithoonga , dekhta hoon tu kaise padata hai bacho ko
Hritik roshan :
imandari se karoonga sir
Scene 2 Nana patekar :
bacho
Hritik roshan :
yes madam
Nana patekar :
yaha ka principal kaun hai
Bache
aap sir
:
Nana patekar :
lo handle kar sakte ho
Hritik roshan :
imandari se sir
Nana patekar :
best of luck imandar
Bache :
good morning sir
Hritik roshan :
good morning bacho
Ek bacha :
good morning again sir
Hritik roshan :
good morning
Doosra bacha :
good morning sir
Hritik roshan :
bahut ho gaya kaam kare
Sab bache :
yes sir
Hritik roshan :
kuch poochna hai mere bare main
Ek bacha :
history mein ek sawal poochna hai
Hritik roshan :
job hi poochoge paanch second mein bol doonga wada raha
Bach :
meri mata ka naam kya hai
Hritik roshan :
yeh history ka sawal hai
Bacha :
kyon sir meri mom history books mein jaa rahi hai
Hritik roshan :
kaise
Bacha :
aap ki khatir sow baar dekh chuki hai sir
Hritik roshan :
tumhara favorite hero
Sab : Hritik roshan :
krish kyon
Ek bacha :
kyonki woh doosro ki madad karta hai isliye
Hritik roshan :
tumne aajkal kisi ki madad ki hai
Sab :
haa
Hritik roshan :
tum baton
Bacha : mere ghutno mein dard tha phir bhi maine pathar bada sa haath se utha kar door phek diya , Hritik roshan :
usse kya hua
Bacha :
ek kute ki jaan bach gaye
Hritik roshan :
shabash
Scene 3 Hritik roshan :
aaj main tumko ek kahani sunaoga
Bache :
batayeye
Hritik roshan : ek bacha tha, naam rahul tha, jo bahut kamchor tha. Har waqt apna Kaam apne friend, naam anand se karvata tha. Is tarah uska friend anand usse age pahunch gaya, har waqt first ten mein ata tha. Rahul ko pata nahi tha, ki wah har waqt last kyon ata tha doosre bacho ke baad. Ek din, jab rahul ne apna kaam, phir se anand ko saumpa, to doosre din anand ko bukhar hua aur wah class nahi a saka. Jab teacher ne poocha homework kiya to rahul bola main bhool gaya. Us din usko teacher se daant aur mar mili Hritik roshan :
isse hame kya seekh milti hai
Ek bacha : isse yeh pata chalta hai ki kabhi bhi apna kaam doosro ko nahi saumpna nahi chahiye Doosra bacha: apna kaam khud karna chahiye, anand ki tarah taki hum bhi anand ki tarah aval numbero se pass ho sake
scene 4
hritik roshan:
aaj kaun sa din hai
bache :
aaj 26th january hai
hritik roshan :
aaj ka din mahatvapurna hai , kisliye
bache :
aaj gantantara divas manaya jata hai
hritik roshan :
aaj ke din main tumhe kahani sunata hoon
bache :
kahiye
Hritik roshan : ek bache ka naam kishore tha, wah bahut honhar, mehanti aur hoshiyar bacha tha. Ek din school ke bus main ate huye usne dekha ki raste main bada sa pathar pada hai. Bus ka driver apni seat se utarkar pathar hatane laga par wah uthane main kamyab nahi ho saka. Yeh dekhkar kishore apne dosto ko bulakar kehne laga ki, driver ki madad karenge. Yeh sunkar doosre bache bole, hum kaise uta sakte hain pathar ko wah to bahut bada hai. Kishore bola ki, try to kar sakte hain. Uske ishare par sab bache raji ho gaye aur sab bacho aur driver ki madad se pathar uthaya, aur sab khushi khushi bus main baithkar school pahunche. Hritik roshan:
isse hume seekh kya milti hai
Bache : isse yeh seekh milti hai ki ek jutkar hum sab madad kare to koi bhi cheez hasil ki ja sakti hai
scene 5 nana patekar :
kaisa chal raha hai imandar sahib
hritik roshan:
bahut badiya sir
nana patekar :
kuch nok jhok class main
hritik roshan :
kuch bhi nahi sir
nana patekar :
hairan se : amazing
hritik roshan ;
aap khud dekh lijeye meri class bilkul theek thak hai
nana patekar : sher ke daant dikhane ke kuch aur khane ko kuch aur hote hai imandar sahib hritik roshan :
aisa kuch bhi nahi hai sir
nana patekar :
chalo dekhenge tumhari class ko
hritik roshan :
chaliye sir
nana patekar :
good morning children
bache :
good morning sir
nana patekar :
wah sudhar gaye tum log
hritik roshan :
main keh raha tha na sir
ek bacha :
good morning madam
hritik roshan : apke class main
rukiye sir , bache shararti hai, par meri class mein nahi sir
nana patekar :
to main unko joker nazar ata hoon
hritik roshan :
aisa hi samajh lijiye
nana patekar :
kya matlab
hritik roshan : matlab kuch bhi nahi sir bas apko dekh kar majak karte hain, adat se majboor hain
scene 6 hritik roshan :
bacho yeh apne acha nahi kiya. Principal sir ko naraz kar diya
bache :
sorry sir age se hum nahi karenge
hritik roshan :
ispar ek kahani bataon
bache :
batayiye sir
Hritik roshan : ek ladka tha naam tha karan, karan bahut shararat bacha tha, har waqt doosro ki nakal karke pareshan karta tha, bache
use pehle to pasand karte the, par jab uski nakal jab jaroorat se jyada ho gayi to sab usse naraz the, karan ko yeh pata nahi tha ki uske dost usse naraz the ek din ek ladki naye class mein ayi , karan as usual nakal karne laga uski, wah bahut sensitive thi , aur uski nakal jab karan karne laga to gusse mein usne principal se shikayat ki , principal ko gussa aya jab teachers bhi usse naraz the, principal ne use bulaya aur usko school se nikal diya. Tab karan ko samajh aya, bolo kya seekh mili bache : isse shiksha yeh milti hai ki, kabhi bhi kisi ki nakal nahi karna chahiye , na kisi ko naraz karna chahiye, jaise ki humne principal ke saath kiya Hritik roshan :
very good
scene 7 bache:
aaj aap kya pada rahe hai sir
hritik roshan :
soch raha hoon
bache:
padayi ke bare main batayenge
hritik roshan :
very good to suno
bache:
kahiye
hritik roshan : ek bacha tha naam rohit , wah bahut alsi tha, kuch kaam nahi karta tha, na padayi mein , na khel kud main. Doosre bache usse age the , usko malum nahi tha ki doosre bache usse age kyon the, wah har waqt fail ho jata tha, usko na reading ki habit thi, na writing ki. Wah is par vishwas bhi nahi tha ki reading jaroorat hai. Akhirkar wah bada athrah saal ka ho gaya, paruntu abhi bhi school jata tha class seventh. Ek din school ke headmaster ne use kaha kit um free time mein kya karte ho, rohit bola tv dekhta hoon. School ke head master ne phir kaha kitne ghante , rohit bola dinbhar. School master ne kaha ki tum padayi mein peeche ho kyonki tum mein reading habit nahi hai . rohit ne kaha ki is baar wah man lagakar reading habit develop karega aur aval number leke ayega hritik roshan :
to baton bacho kya wah aval number leke aya ki nahi
bache : hritik roshan :
leke aya sir isse kya seekh milti hai
bache: isse yeh pata chalta hai ki tv kum dekhna chahiye aur reading aur writing habit develop karne se bacha aval number se pass ho sakte hain hritik roshan :
to sab log tali bajao
hritik roshan :
excellent
scene 8 hritik roshan :
good morning sir
nana patekar :
good morning
nanapatekar :
kya pada rahe ho
hritik roshan :
kahaniya
nana patekar :
aaj main padonga unhe , tum peeche baitho
bacho : nana patekar :
good morning sir good morning
nana patekar : ek kahani sunata hoon dhyan se suno , ek beta apni mata pita ka behad dhyan rakhta tha, wah swami Vivekananda ka bahut bada bhakt tha, doosro ki madad karta tha, log usse bahut khush the, ek din us bete ka baap mar gaya, wah dasvi kaksha main tha, pitaji ki maut ka sadma laga aur padayi chod di, do saal baad uski maa ne kaha ki apne bare mein socho, har waqt pitaji ki yaad kyon satati hai, wah chale to gaye par tum udas mat ho , yeh bate sunkar usne thaan li ki wah apna rasta khud banayega, aur usne ramkrishna math mein bharti hua, bahut mehnat ki aur pata hai kya hua us balak ka bache :
kya hua sir
Nana patekar: wah bharat ka sarvashesh nagrik bana aur apne desh ka naam roshan karke rashtriya puraskar jeet gaya nana patekar:
isse kya seekh milti hai hume
bache : yeh ki mata pita ko jo pujte hain unka kabhi bhi bura nahi hota, aur weh har waqt desh ka naam uncha karte hain nana patekar
shabassh
nana patekar :
congrats
hritik roshan :
thank you sir
nana patekar : bache :
akhri din main tum Sab logo se miloonga thank you sir
scene 9 hritik roshan :
aaj akhri din hai , principal ate hi honge
nanatekar :
good morning bacho
bache : nana patekar : bache : nana patekar :
good morning sir good morning bacho good morning sir good morning bacho
bache :
good morning sir
nana patekar :
well done imandar sahib
hritk roshan :
thankyou sir
bache :
good morning madam
every body laughs NEXT
DOWRI Kulbhushan kharbanda (father of rani mukherjee) Amitabh bachan (father of abhishek bachan) Rani mukherjee (daughter of kulbhushan kharbanda) Deepika paudkone (daughter of nana patekar and friend of priyanka chopra) Nana patekar (father of deepika paudkone) Abhishek bachan (son of amitabh bachan) Shabana azmi (mother of rani and priyanka) nd priyanka chopra (2 daughter of kulbhushan kharbanda) tabu (mother of deepika paudkone) scene 1 bride groom father
:
dahej laye
kulbhushan
aap ke kahe anusar paanch lakh
bride groom father
aur panch lakh
kulbhushan
apne bas panch lakh manga tha
bride groom father
ab mang raha hoon
kulbhushan nahi sakta,
mere pas jo tha aapko de diya, iske age main apko de
bride groom father
to yeh shaadi nahi hogi
kulbhushan aap aisa nahi kar sakte , beti wale hai, thoda to reham kariye, shaadi toot gayi to main gaav pe muh dikhane layak nahi rahoonga bride groom father cancel
woh pehle sochna tha shaadi se pehle, chalo baraat
bride groom goes away rani mukherjee dies by jumping in the well which was the affected bride for which marriage was being done. Everyone in the family cries scene 2 Deepika paudkone :
kya hua bahut naraz aur gupchup se baithi ho
Priyanka chopra
behan ki yaad a rahi hai
Deepika paudkone mere se baat korogi apne behan jo meri bhi saheli bhi thi. din bhar to tum apni behan ke bare mein soch nahi sakti . kuch to socha hoga apne bare mein Priyanka chopra yahi ki apni behan ka bartaav dekhkar dukh to hai parantu shaadi apni soch rahi hoon ki karoo ya na karoo Deepika paudkone: mere khyal se iske bare mein bad mein sochenge. Priyanka chopra
shukriya
Scene 3 Amitabh bachan :
Acha hua ki tum gaav mein theek samay par aye
Abhishek bachan
kyon koi problem
Amitabh bachan raha hoon
nahi problem to nahi hai bas tumhare shaadi ki baat soch
Abhishek bachan
shaadi to mein gaav wali ladki se hi koroonga.
Amitabh bachan amazing tum shehar mein rahe ho to maine socha ki tum sheher ki ladki ko apnaoge Abhishek bachan yahi agar sab gaav ke mard sochenge to gaav wali ladki se kaun shaadi karega Amitabh bachan baat pate ki batayi hai. Isi baat ko lekar chalo tumhare shehar se ane ki khushi main kuch meetha ho jaye , cadbury’s chocolate Dono haste hain Scene 4 Nana patekar : Tabu : Nana patekar : kaise hoga Tabu : Nana patekar :
ram ram satya hai kiski marne ki khushi main aap matham bana rahe ho waise socha ki tum jaogi bhagwan ke paas to mera time pass
bahut yaad a rahi hoon pehli baar kehte hai jab pet ki bhookh bud jaye to khane ki yaad ati hain
Tabu :
to main bas khana banane ki cheez hoon
Nana patekar : kehte hain ki jab biwi naraz ho jaye to padosan ka khana khana padta hai Tabu : hoon Nana patekar :
to apka matlab hain ki mein bekar main apka khana banati
waise khyal bura nahi hain
Both laugh
Scene 5 Nana patekar : Deepika paudkone : Tabu :
kaha se a rahi ho meri phooljhadi meri saheli ke ghar se woh kulbhushan kharbanda ke ghar se
Deepika paudkone :
haan
Nana patekar : phooljhadi
waise barsaat waha joro se ho rahi hain hain na meri
Deepika paudkone : papa aap bhi na.koi baat aap serious se nahi lete Nana patekar : doosri phooljhadi
lo ab phooljhadi ko bhi gussa a gayi. Ek biwi meri aur
Tabu :
kabhi to serious ho jayiye
Nana patekar : apno ne kaha hain ki seriousness ek toofan ki tarah ata hain aur log apne ko sambhalte hua jeevan ka swad nahi chakte. Seriously comedy is required Tabu : Nana patekar :
phir bhi har baat mein joke chalo aaj se no comedy unless required
Dono tabu and deepika : thanks
Scene 6
Shabana azmi :
beti khana khaogi
Priyanka chopra :
nahi bhook nahi hai
Shabana azmi : vruksh ka pata jab sookh jata hain to vruksh use nikal phekta hain, usi tarah vyarth main asoo bahane se kuch hasil nahi hota Priyanka chopra :
pani ka gehraav itna ander hain ki asoo rukte hi nahi
Shabana azmi ; kal kisne dekha hain ki vyarth main assoo beh rahe hain. Aaj socho kal kisne dekha hain Priyanka chopra :
kal ki soch hain to dar lagta hain
Shabana azmi :
kisse dar lagta hain
Priyanka chopra : bure kyon hain
behan ko dekha tha, aaj samne nahi hain sochoo ki log itne
Shabana azmi : log ache hain, soch purani hain, vartmaan kehta hain ki logo main badlavv aana chahiye Priyanka chopra :
kya behan ne theek kiya
Shabana azmi :
apni apni soch hain tumhe kya lagta hain
Priyanka chopra : pata nahi bas irada pakka nahi hain shadi karne ka , behan chali gayi , khali khali sa lagta hain yeh duniya aisi kyon hain Shabana azmi : log apne hain , paraye ho gaye, jhooth aur fareb ki duniya main sab kho gaye. Takat aur himmat ki baat karte hain log , bina pehchane log apas main jhagda karte hain, sahi aur galat ka andaza apni nazariye se anuman lagate hain. Kya kahe apne aap se jab logo ki soch itni purani hain. Priyanka chopra : kya logo main chetna jagrut kar sakte hain hum sab. Shabana azmi : hain.
karne ki chaah agar ho to asmaan bhi jameen par a girta
Priyanka chopra : thanks Dono khushi khushi ek saath khana khate hain
Scene 7 Kulbhushan kharbanda : Shabana azmi jane ke liye
:
Kya hua beti so gayi ha so gayi par udas thi, neend ki ek goli di hai so
Kulbhushan kharbanda :
beti ki yaad to mujhe bhi a rahi hai, kya karoo main
Shabana azmi : par
dukh ke asoo hai rok ke rakhiye doosri beti ki shaadi
Kulbhushan kharbanda : kya pata doosri beti ki shaadi hogi ya nahi, pehli beti ka sadma abhi bhi saha nahi jata Shabana azmi: shubh shubh boliye bhagvan har baat sunta hai, agar sun liya to doosri beti ka sadma bardash nahi hoga mujhse Kulbhushan kharbanda : khoob kaha
Scene 8 Abhishek bachan :
kuch karne ka irada hai mamaji
Nana patekar
kya karoo jab tere jaise ladke se pala jo pada hai
Abhishek bachan :
ab maine kya kiya
Nana patekar : kuch bhi nahi tere pitaji phone par baat hui thi kaha tu anpad, gavar ladki se shaadi karne ke liye raji ho gaya. Waise kaun si ladki dekhi hai tumne is gaav mein Abhishek bachan : abhi tak to nahi dekhi. Parantu soch raho hoon. Wah mukhiya ki pehli beti ne atmahatya kar li hai , aisa suna hai Nana patekar: acha naam suna hai, bahut himmat wali thi, naam ke waste, dam kuch bhi nahi tha us ladki main, main hota to us ladke ke baap par aisa chanta marta tha ki uski 32 kya kehte hai batees daant tod ke uske haath mein de kar kehta surat tabhi dikhana jab tu nakli dant lagvayega Abhishek bachan :
aur uske age
Nana patekar : uske age phir se tod ke gums rehte hai na uski maramat ke liye paise de deta Abhishek bachan :
iska matlab phir se bates daant
Nana patekar:
theek suna
Aur dono haste hain
Scene 9 Tabu :
bhaiya bete ki shaadi kab kar rahe ho
Amitabh bachan : wahi soch raho hoon kisse karvavu, biwi hoti to kuch baat hoti, wah to guzar gayi ,. Aur mere ko akela apne bet eke saath rehna pad raha hai Tabu :
to usme kaun si baat hai, koi problem hai bete se
Amitabh bachan : problem kuch nahi, shaadi karvavu apne ladke se, mujhe to koi nazar nahi ati Tabu : kulbhushan kharbanda ki doosri beti hai, khoobsorat hai, hasmukh hai, acha english bol leti hai, baat karoo unse Amitabh bachan : na baba na, woh serious admi se, jab bhi bhi dekho udas man se betha rehta hai, ek bar gaya tha unke ghar, pani ki ek glass di thi shabana azmi, uske baad to doosri glass ayi nahi, pyaas se mar gaya Tabu :
to phir se doosri mang lena tha
Amitabh bachan : waise shaadi ke liye beta raji ho jaye to karva doonga agar abhishek bachan aur priyanka chopra dono raji ho to Tabu : waise ab jana theek nahi hoga baat karne ke liye, ek saal to intezaar karna hoga, agar tumhari izazat ho to shabana azmi se baat karke tumhe fauran bata doongi. Amitabh bachan : waise tumhe is mauke par ek meeetha ho jaye cadbury’s chocolate Tabu : thanks
Scene 10 Deepika paudkone : tumhari shaadi ka prastav meri mummy lekar tumhare ghar a rahi hai Priyanka chopra
kya meri shaadi ka prastaaav
Deepika paudkone : bewkoof mere bhai ka prastav tumhare saath. Priyanka chopra: kyon main abhi bhi soch rahi hoon. Itni jaldi nahi kar sakti. As per hindu mythology ek saal ka waqt lagta hai shaadi karne ke liye Deepika paudkone : tum bhi purane khayalo ki ladki ho. Jab acha var mil raha hai to hindu mythology ko maro goli. Bacho jaisi baat mat karo Priyanka chopra :
bade log manege
Deepika paudkone : to tum shaadi ke liye raji ho Priyanka chopra : abhi bhi soch rahi hoon . ladke ko dekhkar shaadi karunge , phir bhi agar bade raji ho to Deepika paudkone : woh mere pitaji aur amitabh bachan dekh lenge tumhare pitaji ke saath Piyanka chopra : woh amitabh bachan jo harwaqt kehte hai kuch meetha ho jaye – cadbury’s chocolate Deepika paudkone : haa aur Dono haste hai
scene 11 abhishek bachan : aap ka naam priyanka chopra hai priyanka chopra : haa aur apka naam abhishek bachan hai abhishek bachan ; to apne mera naam suna hai priyanka chopra : waise apne jo naam suna hai humara, waise maine bhi aap ka naam suna hai deepika paudkone ke muh se
abhishek bachan : waise main ladki ko dekhkar samajh jata hoon achi hai ya buri priyanka chopra : woh kaise abhishek bachan : bas practical experience in handling women priyanka chopra : thodi bahut English mujhko bhi ati hai abhishek bachan : kaha tak padi hai apne priyanka chopra : graduation in English medium abhishek bachan ; to post graduation karni thi priyanka chopra : mere papa thode purane khayalo ke hai isliye abhishek bachan : apki behan kho jane ka dukh mujhe bhi hai priyanka chopra : thanks for your concern abhishek bachan : waise aap shaadi karengi priyanka chopra : Itni jaldi nahi kar sakti. As per hindu mythology ek saal ka waqt lagta hai shaadi karne ke liye. Abhishek bachan : aap ka matlab hai ki agar koi acha ladka mila to aap hindu mythology ke hisab se use bhi thukra denge Priyanka chopra : yeh sab bujurg log mante hai. Abhishek bachan : kya aap sab yeh mante hai Priyanka chopra : nahi , deepika paudkone ne bhi yeh kaha tha Abhishek bachan : behan bhai ka rishta hai isliye Priyanka chopra : aap bahut dilchasp admi hai, shaadi karne main apse koi shikayat nahi hai Abhishek bachan : thankyou, aap bhi kamal ki ladki hai, sunkar khushi hui, mere pitaji apke pitaji se baat karenge amne samne. Abhishek bachan : to is baat par kuch meetha ho jaye – cadbury’s chocolate Dono haste hain
Scene 12 Kulbhushan kharbanda :
ayiye padhariye, kaise ana hua mere dwar par
Amitabh bachan :
socha ki apse important baat kar saku
Nana patekar :
waise idea amitabh bachan ka tha apse milne ka
Shabana azmi :
bahut dino ke baad hamari yaad ayi
Amitabh bachan :
aisa hi samajh lijiye
Nana patekar :
waise jab ladka ladki raji hai to kya karega kaji
Kulbhushan kharbanda : to shaadi ka prastav lekar aye hai aap , apko malum hona chahiye ki meri pehli beti kuch hafte pehle gujar gayi hai Amitabh bachan :
malum hai
Shabana azmi : rakhna chahte
ek saal tak hum apni beti ka rishta kisi ke saath nahi
Nana patekar : apne purani kahawat to suni hai ki mor barsaat ke season mein nachta hai Shabana azmi : Amitabh bachan : mein inkaar kaisa
to iska matlab iska matlab hai ki jab ladka aur ladki raji hai to shaadi
Kulbhushan kharbanda : hamari beti ne iska jikar nahi kiya hai Nana patekar :
ab puch lijiye
Shabana azmi :
kya kehti ho beti
Priyanka chopra ;
mein raji hoon
Shabana azmi : humari taraf se koyi khed nahi hai, parantu pehli beti ki guzar jane ka khed hai Amitabh bachan : woh purane khayalon ki baat hai, ab jab pura desh jag utha hai to hum mein bhi badlav ana chahiye
Nana patekar : Tabu :
yeh baat to tumne theek kaha aap samajh rahe honge ki dahej mein hame kya chahiye
Kulbhushan kharbanda : mein bhi yahi soch raha tha Nana patekar : duniya ulat pulat ho gayi, ladkiya khel kud kar rahi hain,.vishwa mein ladkiya kamal kar rahi hain, purane khayalat log chodne ko raji hai, desh taraki kar rahi hain, aur aap abhi tak purane khayalon mein hain Shabana azmi :
yeh sab shastron mein likha hai
Tabu : apko malum hai ki meri shaadi kaise huyi thi. Main batati hoon, mere pitaji ka dehanth theek teen din meri shadi nana patekar se hone ki thi . phir bhi hamne shaadi ki taki ladki yani meri jindagi kharab na ho jaye. Kya hum dono khush nahi hai Kulbhushan kharbanda : yeh baat to mujhe pata hai , parantu Abhishek bachan : kya mein mar jaonga shaadi ki to apki beti se, kya yeh shastron mein likha hai. Apne yeh to suna hoga ki kali bili ko dekhne se aur cheekh teen bar ane se, log pehle saalo mein andhvishwas the is baat ko lekar, kya wah ab koi yakeen karta hai, soch ke batayiye Shabana azmi : chahiye
mera bhi yahi vishwas hai ki purane khayalat chod dena
Nana patekar : janam janam ka saath pati patni par dono ko vishwas ho kuch bhi asambhav nahi hai. Deepika paudkone : thumak thumak ka nache ladki phuljhadi hai mera naam, yakeen aap sabko a jayega bas rukna hai apko ek saal shaadi ke bad Shabana azmi, kulbhushan kharbanda : hum sab raji hai Amitabh bachan :
to is baat par ek kuch meetha ho jaye – cadbury’s chocolate
Sab haste hain aur priyanka chopra aur abhishek bachan ki shaadi ho jati hai , aur ek saal mein do bache paida karke khushi khushi apna ghar ek naya sa gaav mein banate hain
NEXT
JAAN KI KIMAT
Kulbhushan kharbanda (scientist chandrabhushan) Nasaruddin shah (colleague of kulbhushan kharbanda) Pran (colleague of nasaruddin shah) Rekha (neighbour of nasaruddin shah) Shah rukh khan (investigating officer) Sanjay dutt (driver of nasaruddin shah) Sunil shetty (relative of nasaruddin shah) Om puri (boss of shah rukh khan) preity zinta (shah rukh khan ki biwi) Tabu (sunil shetty wife)
Om puri : log
Kehte hai, Mumbai ki sadko par kam se kam roj, chaalis se pachas gangsters ki maut hoti hai . yeh kahani aisi hi anokhi hai ek police
officer crime branch officer ki hai, naam kabir khan. Shah rukh khan : pukarte hai.
Mera naam kabir khan hai, pyaar se mujhe sab khan keh ke Main is field, yani crime branch field mein, dus saal se, kaam kar
raha hoon. Mumbai ki utar chadav se, har jayese se vakiff hu. Yaha ke log kaise hai, unke bolne ka dang kaisa hai. Aap sab log yahi sochte hoge ki yeh sab main aap logo ko kisleye bata raho hoon. Meri kahani bhi inhi logo se shuruvat hoti hai. To shuruvat karte hai, aur ayiye ek kahani jo main aap logo se share karna chahta hoon . to chale, safar 3 saal pehle ki yeh kahani Scene 1 Police officer : Shahrukh khan Police officer
ek lash mili hain. sun kar hairan ho jaoge kiski mashoor scientist Chandra bhushan ki
Shahruk khan
oh shit kaha par
Police officer
pahadi ke north block khandar mein
Shah rukh khan
chalo
Scene 2 Shahrukh khan : Doctor Shah rukh khan Doctor hai
inki maut kabh huyi thi kareeb 3:30 am per koi nishan, ya ghav bilkul nahi, kehna mushkil hai, postmortem report se pata chal sakta
Scene 3 Preity zinta : Shahrukh khan
aaj bahut der kar di ane mein ek buri khabar hain bharat ke liye
preity zinta
kyon tumne police ki naukri chod di hai kya
Shah rukh khan
majak mat karo I am serious
Preity zinta
ok information kya hai
Shah rukh khan
scientist Chandra bhushan ki maut ho gayi aaj
Preity zinta
try karoo is case mein
Shah rukh khan tum aur madad chodo tumhe police investigation ke bare mein kya Maloom hai tumhe
Shah rukh khan Preity zinta
jab main solve nahi kar paonga to tumhari madad jaroor loonga woh mashoor scientist . jisne bharat ko solar energy ke bare mein avgat karaya . its very shocking . kaise
Shah rukh khan
maloom nahi. Mujhe niyukt kiya hai iski jaalpadtal ke liye
Shah rukh khan
good night
Preity zinta
good night
Scene 3 Shamshaan ghat par Shah rukh khan :
apka naam
Sunil shetty
srinivas
Shah rukh khan
karte kya hai
Sunil shetty
business chalata hoon
Shah rukh khan
nasaruddin shah ke
Sunil shetty
karibi rishtedar, maa ki taraf se
Shah rukh khan
kal aap ghar par the yani nasaruddin shah ke ghar par
Sunil shetty
unse baat kar raha tha business ke silsilay mein
Shahrukh khan Sunil shetty
kab tak theek barah baje tak
Shah rukh khan
itne yakeen se aap kaise keh sakte hai
Sunil shetty
kyonki theek barah baje hamare ilake se train gujarti hai
Shah rukh khan Sunil shetty
thank you its my pleasure
Scene 4 Shah rukh khan
aapka naam
Tabu
jhansi
Shah rukh khan
wife of
Tabu
sunil shetty
Shah rukh khan
kab se janti hai aap sunil shetty ko
Tabu
kareeb 3 saal se
Shah rukh khan
arranged marriage
Tabu
no, love + arranged marriage
Shah rukh khan
maut ke samay aap kya kar rahi thi
Tabu
saheli ke ghar thi
Shah rukh khan
yani pati ke saath jhagda
Tabu
nahi bas pati ne kaha ek bar dost ke ghar hoke aao
Shah rukh khan
to apne maan li
Tabu
haa kyon koi problem
Shah rukh khan
bilkul nahi
Shah rukh khan
saheli ka address hoga apke paas
Tabu address mere paas nahi hai parantu phone number de sakti hoon. phone kabhi bajta hai, kabhi nahi Shah rukh khan
dijiye
Scene 5 Shah rukh khan : Sanjay dutt Shah rukh khan
naam :
naam mein kya rakha hai saab paheli mein mat bolo pura naam
Sanjay dutt Shah rukh khan Sanjay dutt Shah rukh khan Sanjay dutt Shah rukh khan Sanjay dutt Shah rukh khan
kishore kumar chatopadhyay naam kisi film star ki lagti hai mere papa unke bade fan the nasaruddin shah ko kabh se jante ho jab se hosh sambhala hai tabse umar tees saal iska matlab tees saal se tum nasaruddin shah ko jante ho
Sanjay dutt
aap bahut samajhdar admi malum hote hai
Shah rukh khan
jab nasaruddin shah ki maut huyi thi to tum kya kar rahe the
Sanjay dutt
dost se milne gaya tha
Shah rukh khan
das baje
Sanjay dutt Shah rukh khan Sanjay dutt liyaTha Shah rukh khan hoga tumhare paas Sanjay dutt Shah rukh khan Sanjay dutt Shah rukh khan Sanjay dutt
Scene 6
nahi 11:30 ko ghar kab aye the subah ke 4 baje . nasaruddin shah se permission pichle din hi
kya main tumhare dost se baat kar sakta hoon. Koi address
woh usi din gaav chala gaya tha to gaav ka address malum nahi ok phir baat karenge Shukriya sahib
Om puri
:
Shah rukh khan : Om puri
kya khabar hai tumhare case ki kuch khaas nahi par ek baat sata rahi hai woh kya
Shah rukh khan ab tak hamne do logo se baat ki hai, yeh sunil shetty keh raha hai ki train 12 baje ko gujri, records mein jaane se yeh pata lagta hain ki train us samay 12 ke bajay 12:30 ko gujri thi, ompuri hai
shah rukh khan ompuri
yaani yeh sunilshetty jhoot bol raha hai ya guess work kar raha
right sir aur kitne log hai baat karne ke liye ,
shah rukh khan : sir ek padosan hai naam kamla shastri(shabana azmi) samaj sevika unse baat karni hai
scene 7 om puri:
aapka naam
shabana azmi
kamala shastri
om puri
pati
shabana azmi
do saal pehle guzar gaye
om puari
bache
shabana azmi
nahi
ompuri
kaam
shabana azmi
social service, samaj sevika
om puri
nasaruddin shah ki maut ke samay aap kya kar rahi thi
shabana azmi
raat ko kaun kya karat hai
ompuri
intelligent answer to aap so rahi thi
ompuri
koi bhi ghatna jise sunte he aap baukla gayi us din, kuch awaaz
shabana azmi ki thi
kuch nahi , ek cheekh jaisi awaaz ayi thi par wah sirf tees second
om pure
kaisi awaaz
shabana azmi
sher ya cheetah ki
om puri
kitna yakeen hai awaaz par
shabana azmi
utna nahi
ompuri
kya train ki thi
shabana azmi
malum nahi par ho sakta hai
scene 8
om puri
:
naam
amitabh bachan :
raju shrivastav
om puri
aaj ke comedian ka naam hai
amitabh bachan
uska naam rakh ke galti ki
om puri
woh kaise
amitabh bacchant
seedhi si baat hai, aap se pala jo pad gaya
om puri
karte kya hai
amitabh bachan
desh seva
om puri
yaani
amitabh bachan
we do experiments for the coming generation in solar energy
om puri
aap subah ke teen baje kya kar rahe the
amitabh bachan
experiment on moonlight
om puri amitabh bachan om puri
aapme junoon bahut hain I love my profession nasaruddin shah se aap kab baat ki thi
amitabh bachan
malum nahi . mein kabhi ghadi nahi dekhta
om puri
baat kya thi
amitabh bachan wohi solar energy, hum yeh soch rahe the ki surya ki kiran se to gharelu cheeze kam karti , kya wah, moonlight se bhi ki jaati hai ki nahi om puri
thank you
amitabh bachan
phir milenge
scene 9 shah rukh khan
aapka naam kya hai
nana patekar
log jis naam se jante hain us naam se
shah rukh khan
yaani
nana patekar
pathan , rudra pratap singh pathan
shah rukh khan
yah apka kaam
nana patekar
jo bhi galat karta hai usko theek karta hoon
shah rukh khan
rectification
nana patekar
wohi accounts
shahrukh khan
jis raat nasaruddin shah ki hatya hui thi aap kya kar rahe the
nana patekar
kalam ka upyog kar raha tha
shah rukh khan
yaani accounts
shah rukh khan
kab tak
nana patekar
barah baje tak
shah rukh khan
kuch anhoni ghatna us raat ko
nana patekar
ek baat thi
shah rukh khan
woh kya
nana patekar
amitabh bachan chintit the
shahrukh khan
kis baat ko lekar
nana patekar
malum nahi, woh kuch record kar rahe the
shah rukh khan
record kis cheez par
nana patekar karte rehte hai
unke paas har waqt ek radio aur cassette rehta hai aur un par record
shah rukh khan
kya recording hoti hai us par aap bata sakte hai
nana patekar
nature, kuch bhi cheese jo unke fayde ki ho
shah rukh khan
thankyou
nana patekar
phir milenge
scene 10
shahrukh khan :
mujhe behad khushi hain ke maine tum sab logo ko bulvaya hai
shahrukhkhan
main introduce karta hoon apni biwi priyanka chopra
preity zinta
hello
Sharukh khan
is kahani ki shuruvat meri biwi se hoti hai
Shahrukh khan jaise ki aap sabko pata hai ki Mumbai blasts main terrorist ka behad haath tha us samay main ek junior police officer ki naukri kar raha tha. Us samay maine apni biwi se shaadi ki . us samay meri biwi Mumbai blasts main apne mata , pita ko kho chuki thi. Aur tum sabko hairangi hogi ki meri biwi ke mata pita instead of dying in the Mumbai blasts died in a road accident
preity zinta is shocked shahrukh khan : preity zinta
where are you going priyanka , kahani abhi shuru hui hai how did you know this
shahrukhkhan saal
tumne jab kaha ki main madad kar doo to maine socha dus se janta hoon tumhe tumne ek bar bhi kisi case main
interest nahi liya , is kahani main tumne interest kyon liya. Maine jaan padtal ki aur tum is nasaruddin shah ko bilkul nahi janti parantu tum amitabh bachan ko janti ho. woh tumhare papa ke ache dost the Maine tabu se baat ki phone number mobile ka liya par jab bhi mulakat karni chahi par pata chala wrong number tha,. Phone directory mein us number ka koi ata pata nahi tha. Malum karna chahta tha ki address kya hai phir pata chala ki tabu suddenly maike chali gayi. Mujhe dal mein kala nazar aya aur maine uski biodata check ki ompuri ne
kahani main aur ek twist hai , sab logo ne jhoot bola, driver kaha woh apne dost se milne gaya, koi bhi raat ko dost se
milne kyon jayega, koi to baat hogi, tab pata chala ki wah dost aur koi nahi balki khud sunil shetty ki wife tabu hai . woh ek doosre se behad mohabbat karte hai ek saal se chori chupe. Hum un dono ke peeche detectives lagaye the sunil shetty is shocked ompuri batein
aur ek kahani suniye sunil shetty ne kaha woh business ki kar raha tha nasarudin shah se aur theek 12 baje usne train ki cheekh suni,records ke hisab se train instead of 12 , came at
12:30. usi samay shabana azmi ne sher ya cheetah ki cheekh suni, do admi aur aurat ne wah cheekh suni, aur wah cheekh karne wala aur koi nahi tha woh tha amitabh bachan ki radio speaker full volume mein is tarah jo apne kaam ko chodkar seedha milne gaya tha sanjay dutt aur tabu se milne . Sanjay dutt aur koi nahi amitabh bachan ka beta hai Yeh characters preity zinta, tabu, amitabhbachan aur sanjay dutt are all terrorists story is prakar ki hai nasaruddin shah aur amitabh bachan ki khoob jamti nahi thi. Dono mein bahut behas hoti thi solar energy ke upyog ke bare mein, amitabh bachan wanted to do experiments even on moonlight us raat 11:30 ko amitabh bachan ne train ke cheekh ki awaaz sunayi aur theek sunil shetty ke jane ke baad nasaruddin shah se milne andar gaye nasaruddin shah ko bomb solar bomb mein bilkul shauk nahi tha aur amitabh bachan wanted it to be sold to foreigners. Nasaruddin shah ko bhadak lag gayi ki amitabh bachan wanted to prepare bomb for terrorist becase he himself is a terrorist . baat karte samay nasaruddin shah se ugal gayi kit um terrorist ke liye kam karte ho . amitabh bachan ko hairangi hui aur usi waqt usne sanjay dutt jo bahar khada tha andar aya dono ne naak ki sans rok di bees minute tak, koi nishan nahi . car mein bithaya aur khandar le ja ke chod diya ending scene Om puri: kehte hai is ghatna ke bad shah rukh khan ne doosri shaadi karne se inkar kar diya. Usne bas yahi kaha ki use preity zinta jaisi biwi nahi chahiye,aur alag kisam ki ladki milna bahut mushkil ka kaam hai. magar kudrat ka khel dekho ki bolte bolte yeh baat , khud shah rukh khan ko phir se pyaar ho gaya aur usne doosri shadi rani mukherji se kar le, unke 2 bache bhi hai. Is bar shaadi se pehle usne biodata apni biwi terah baar check karke shadi ki NEXT
AKSHAR PYAAR KA
John Abraham Abhishek bachan Preity zinta
ayesha takadia Nana patekar (gaav ka mukhiya) Kiron kher (mukhiya ki wife) Ashutosh rana (madman in village) Saif ali khan
Scene 1 Four guys hritik roshan, priyanka chopra, preity zinta and john Abraham coming out of bus Hritik roshan
utro sab mere ko malum hai
Saif ali khan
kya malum hai, mat utro
Priety zinta
utro sab hritik roshan ko malum hain, kaha pe utarna hain
Hritik roshan :
are yaar, yeh gaav mein a gaye hai
Priety zinta
are, bus ko roko, bus ko roko
John Abraham
very bad man, bus left
Saif ali khan
doosri a jayegi
ayesha takadia
phir bhi ab kya kare
Priety zinta
karna kya hai, dusre bas ka intazaar
Hritik roshan
pata nahi, kitni der rukna padega
John Abraham
sab log, is tarah ghoor kyon rahe hai
Hritik roshan
mere ko kya malum
ayesha takadia
chalo, in logo se poochte hain
Priety zinta
kya pooche
ayesh takadia
yahi, ki aur ek bus main ane ke liye kitna der lagega
John abraham
bhai, aur ek bus ane ke leye kitna samay lagega
Villager
ek hafta
Saif ali khan
ek hafta
Hritik roshan
kaun befkoof ne kaha, utarne ke leye
Charo Hritik roshan
tumne lo joote bhi main khau, aur mar bhi, maja nahi aya
Scene 2 John Abraham
kya hum bus stop pe pooch lenge, kisi se rasta
Hritik roshan
nahi, hum doond lenge, gaav chota hi hoga
John Abraham :
abhi, kitni door chalna padega
Priety zinta
kya, hum sahi rasta jaa rahe hain
Saif ali khan
kisko malum
ayesha takadia
yaha hume, door door se koi nazar hi nahi a raha
Saif ali khan
nazare dekho khet khalyan ki what a beautiful place
Priety zinta
hume, usi samay busstop pe pooch lena tha rasta
hritik roshan
kiski idea thi, nahi poochne ki
charo
tumhari
Hritik roshan
wah jab bhi dekho, main fas jata hoon
John Abraham
woh raha gaav ki basti
Priety zinta
kya hame rehne ke liye, kuch milega
Hritik roshan
kya pata
ayesha takadia
gaav ke mukhiya se baat karni padegi
Saif ali khan
yaah that’s a good idea
Scene 3
Village scene Nana patekar
are shabana azmi, kitni der loge chai banana ke liye
Kiron kher
sher ko chai ki padi hai, aur hume waqt ki
Nana patekar waqt na kisi ke liye ruka hai, na rukega, par meri chai, har waqt theek samay pe nahi ati Sab ayesha takadia , john Abraham , hritik roshan, priety zinta, saif ali khan Hritik roshan
yaha ke mukhiya kaun hai sir
Nana patekar
wah jo safed kapde main betha hai, woh hai mukhiya
Hritik roshan
sir, yaha sirf aap ke siva koi betha nahi safed kapde par
Nana patekar
to kya samjhe
Saif ali khan
aap hi is gaav ke mukhiya hai
Nana patekar
very good
John Abraham sir hum sab bus se jaldbaji mein utar gaye hai , rehne ke liye, ek Hafte ke liye kuch makan mil sakta hai Kiron kher Sab
Der se aye par durust se aye , ek makan hai mere bhai ki chahiye chahiye
ayesha takadia aapka naam Nana patekar Priety zinta
safed kapdo ki biwi yani apki biwi
ayesha takadia kuch khane ko mil sakta hai Nana patekar : Khana usi waqt milega jab pet mein choohe daudege. Tabhi khane mein maja aata hai samjhe sab sab
yes sir
john abraham
yeh ladki kaun hai
shabana azmi
meri beti, par bol nahi sakti
scene 4 gaav mein ghumte huye priety zinta
woh admi kaun hai
saif ali khan
kaun admi
villager
kaun woh jo peepal ki chaav mein baitha hai
priety zinta
ha
villager Ek paagal admi hai jo bolta bahut hai par kuch karta nahi bakwas admi bilkul kaamchor john Abraham
Naam kya hai
villager
ashutosh rana
priety zinta
dikhne pe kuch khaas nahi
ayesha takadia
din bhar karta kya hoga
hritik roshan
baat kare
sab
naa baba naa , pagal se batcheet
hritik roshan
kuch nahi hota , chalo main batata hoon
ashutosh rana
kaam aisa karo jo dusre logo ki bolti band ho jaye
john abraham
kaun sa kaam
shahrukh hritik
jis kaam ke liye tum aye ho aur bhagvan ne bhijaya hai wah kaam hume yaha par kaun kaam dega
ashutosh rana
poochne per bhagvan bhi mil jata hai, socho
ayesha takadia
kuch direction
ashutosh rana
ek gubarah hawa main
saif ali khan
hum kuch samjhe nahi
ashutosh rana
waqt ane par samajh jaoge
scene 5 hritik roshan
wah kya dialogue ek gubarah hawa main
john abraham
baat main dam hain
priety zinta
uska matlab kya hai
ayesha takadia
socho, kuch to baat hogi
hritik roshan gubarah, hawa , under hawa , gubarah bahar , hawa under , gubarah hawa main, kuch baat ban rahi hai saif ali khan
to
hritik
dekho bina hawa ke gubarah upar hawa main ud nahi sakta
ayesha takadia
aur jo ud nahi sakta wah zameen par hi rehta hai
john Abraham hai
jiske under shakti hoti hai woh undharooni wah chand ko bhi pa sakta
saif ali khan
kya ham sub villagers ko mobilize karenge, education
hritik roshan
yaha ke mukhiya , mukhiya ki biwi se baat karni hai
ayesha takadia
nana patekar sir kya hum gaav mein education system la sakte hain
Nana patekar : surya ki kiran ana hai sabhi gaav vasi ke logo ke liye aur woh asha ki kiran tum sab log ho, vichar acha hai Hritik roshan :
aap sher hai
Nana patekar belna padta hai
itna bhi mere upar yakeen mat rakho kabhi na kabhi sher ko bhi Papad
Kironkher
sherni ki sahayata chahiye to bolo, sherni hazir hain
Nana patekar
main aaj shaam ko panchayat bulata hoon aur teacher ko bhi
Hritik roshan
to yaha par teacher bhi hai
Nana patekar
pehele teen the, ab sirf do, meri biwi aur teacher
Scene 6 Village panchayat Nana patekar ; gaav walo, aap sab ko malum hai ki, main, is gaav ka mukhiya char saal se hoon, .aur Akhri saal mein main kuch na kuch karke choduga, yeh mera wada tha or hai, hume yeh dikha dena hai ki humare dusre bharat ke graam wasiyo ke liye, ki ham mein wah kabliyat hai, ki hum ek acha or sunehra bhavishya apne ane wale bacho ke liye banaye. Isi udesh se main chatopadhyay apka thoda sa waqt mangkar, kuch apki taraf prastuth karna chahta hain.Apko hairangi hogi ki ab main kuch apne naye dosto se milvana chahta hoon jo is gaav ka bhala chahte hain After introducing these 5 Nana patekar : in charo ki khwaish aur meri bhi yeh hai ki, yaha par jo school bante reh gaya wah poora hokar, phir se siksha is gaav main prarambh karenge aur meri, aap sab se vinti hai ki is ache vichar ke saath thoda aap sab logo ka yogdan ,apne is gaav ki taraf ho. Meri yeh kamna hai ki aap sab is junoon ke sath mera sahyog de, taki ane wali pidi humara naam gaurav se le. Villager
iske liye paisa kaun dega mukhiya
Nanapatekar iska bhi prabandh ho gaya hai , hamare charo dosto ne kaha hai ki sarva siksha abhiyan ke dwara yeh paise ikhate karenge aur school ko chalayenge Villager
par school chalane ke leye teacher ki jaroorat hogi uska kya
Nana patekar hamare yaha meri biwi ke ilawa aur ek teacher hai jo aap sab jante hai, maine khud unse baat ki aur pata chala ki wah apni kuch saheliyon ko nyota degi, agar school ke liye wah raji ho gaye to school ban sakta hai. Nahi to sarva siksha abhiyan ke dwara hum koi na koi teacher avashya doond lenge humare mitro ki sahayta se.Humare dosto ne kaha ki jab tak school chaloo nahi hota wey kahi nahi jayenge, bas hame aap logo ki sahayta chahiye Villagers mein hulchul Villager : mera beta roj din ke pachas rupaiya kamata hai, agar maine use school bhej diya to amdani kam pad jayegi, aur bhook se hum mar
sakte hai Nana patekar mere khyal se hum yeh school shaam ke cheh baje se shooru karenge, agar bache ki tagad kam padi to yeh school saat baje se muft mein chalegi, ab khush. Aur ek khush khabar yeh hai ki hamare dosto ne kaha hai ki we education ministry se baat karke har ek bacha jo school jata hai us ghar ko mahine main ek bar 20 kg ka anaj denge Iske siva mera aur koi udeshya nahi tha. Kya aaap chahenge ki ane wali pidi hame yaad rakhe bolo haa ya naa Sab :villagers
Haaa
Nana patekar : aur sab log bolo bharat mata ki jai Sab :
Bharat mata ki jai
scene 7 john abraham : ab panchayat bhi ho gayi, aur log tayar bhi bahut jald ho gaye ab kya problem a sakti hai hritik roshan sab teeno
kya hum us pagal admi se pooch sakte hai no way
hritik roshan koshish karne mein kya burayi hai,. Last time usi ki badaulat hum yeh kaam utha sakne main kamyab huye the sab
to chalo par baat is bar john Abraham karege
sab
theek hai
john Abraham
bhai kuch vichar chahiye tha kuch age karne ke liye
ashutosh rana
rasta bhatak gaye ho gubare ki tarah, sahi rasta dor hai
hritik roshan
jawab nahi apka
sab charo hritik roshan karenge
kya matlab hum sab mere papa jo home minister hai baat karke gaav ka bhala
ayesha takadia idea acha hai kya hum mukhiya ki biwi ko le jayenge uncle se baat karne ke liye
nana patekar
vichar acha hai, kyon jaoge
kiron kher
main to har taraf se tayar baithi hoon
scene 8 danny danjopa
sab agaye, bahut late kar di
hritik roshan
haa ek gaav pasand a gayi, wahi par theher gaye accidentally
john Abraham
uncle hum apki madad lena chahte hai
saif ali khan
desh ki unnati ke liye karna padega
danny danjopa woh kaise priety zinta hamare saath gaav ki mukhiya ki biwi ayi hai , wah kuch minto ke liye baat karna chahti hai, kya hum use under ane de education minister ayesha takadia
jaroor thank you sir
scene 9 kiron kher
namaste
dannydenzopa
namaste
kiron kher
main gaav kopargaav se ayi hoon
danny denzopa
kuch batana tha apko, kahiye
kiron kher
ghode ko pani pilana hai taki bharatvasi ka gaav khush rahe
danny denzopa
samjha nahi
kiron kher
kehte hai gaav agar pyara lage to desh sudhar sakta hai
danny denzopa
aap pade huye malum lagte hai, kaha tak pada hai
kiron kher
graduation kiya hai
danny denzopa
to aap gaav mein kya kar rahi hai
kiron kher
sab log wahi galat sochte hai ki gaav mein kaam nahi hota
danny denzopa
to aap gaav ko sudharna chahti hai
kiron kher
karne ke liye sab raji hai bas apki izzazat chahiye
danny danzopa
kis ke liye
kiron kher
education ke liye
danny denjopa
to sarva shiksha abhyan shooru karna chahti hai apke gaav mein
kiron kher
theek samjhe par izzazat chahiye paiso ke liye
danny denzopa
mil jayega ek hafte main , chief minister se baat karni padegi
kironkher
shukriya
aur is tarah chaar ladko aur government ki sahayata se gaav ko education dilvake bharat ka naam roshan kiya hai , kaha jata hai ki gaav walo main itna josh bharne ki wajah se mukhiya nana patekar aur biwi ko mila, rashtriya puraskar. Agar yaha par, is gaav mein education, laa sakte hain, to isi junoon se kyon na, aur gaavo mein education kyon nahi la sakte. Yeh samajhne ki baat hai ki,sare gaavo mein ekta honi chahiye, kuch badlav lane ke liye aur wah badlav aaj ke navjavano ki hai NEXT
KISSA MAUT KA
Shah rukh khan : pukarte hai.
Mera naam kabir khan hai, pyaar se mujhe sab khan keh ke Main is field, yani crime branch field mein, dus saal se, kaam kar
raha hoon. Mumbai ki utar chadav se, har jayese se vakiff hu. Yaha ke log kaise hai, unke bolne ka dang kaisa hai. Aap sab log yahi sochte hoge ki yeh sab main aap logo ko kisleye bata raho hoon. Meri kahani bhi inhi logo se shuruvat hoti hai. To shuruvat karte hai, aur ayiye meri aur ek kahani jo main aap logo se share karna chahta hoon . to chale, safar
pichli kahani ke 2 saal pehle ki yeh kahani
Scene 1 Shahrukh khan :
sir apne bulaya
Ompuri :
haa
Shah rukh khan :
kisliye
Ompuri : students andolan pe utar aye hai , control karna hai, police ko strategy chahiye, tumhari madad chahiye shahrukh khan :
thanks for selecting me
ompuri : sifarish chahiye
tumhari case bahut padi hai, rashtriya puraskar milne ke chances hai,
shahrukh khan :
apne balbute per ana chahta hoon , sifarish ke balbute par nahi
ompuri :
jaisi tumhari marzi
scene 2 shahrukh khan : officer :
where is the IPS officer coming
shah rukh khan : problem kya hai officer : any reason
student got beaten up by a police officer in the police station without
shah rukh khan : strategy chahiye officer :
haa sir
shah rukh khan : water use kare ya tear gas, student mein halchal mach gayi to hatapai ho jayegi ya students kuchle jane ka dar hai , aisa sochna padega ki hum bhi khush aur woh bhi officer :
woh kaise
shahrukh khan : sochne do pandrah minute don’t disturb officer:
fine
shahrukh khan : ek tarkeeb hain officer :
woh kya sir
shahrukh khan : white flag to be hoisted by the officers to disperse in a peaceful manner officer :
sir students manege
shahrukh khan : try karke dekhenge , nahi huye to doosra tarkeeb sochenge officer :
doosri tarkeeb kya hogi
shahrukh khan : waqt ane par batunga students ka halchal is beech mein student leader gets killed , nobody knows how till shahrukh khan finds out that it is not police ki lathi but bullet shah rukh khan discussing with om puri ompuri : bahut pechida case ban gaya , ek taraf students ka andolan, doosre hi shan student leader ki maut , kuch samjha nahi shah rukh khan : case solve karoo ompuri :
meri madad chahiye
shah rukh khan : ji hoozoor ompuri :
kuch idea hai
shahrukh khan : parivar valo se milna padega solve karne ke liye ompuri :
yani koi dushman
shahrukh khan : maybe kuch bol nahi sakte ompuri
scene 3
:
fine job begins, best of luck to me and to you
mother :
aap kaun
ompuri :
CBI
mother :
hamare se kuch kaam
shahrukh khan : haa aap ke bete ki maut ka jaanchpadtal ompuri :
andar baith sakte hain
shahrukh khan : apka beta kaisa tha, uske friends etc etc father :
uske do ache saathi the, roj raat tak gapshap karte the,
shah rukh khan : koi girlfriends father : no, aisa hamne kabhi dekha nahi, kisi ladki ke saath , jab bhi bolta tha bas ladko ke batcheet hoti thi ompuri :
uske koi dushman , kyonki student ka leader tha isliye
mother :
usne aisa koi jikar nahi kiya , hamare saath, isliye bata nahi sakte
shahrukh khan : maut jab huyi thi to aap sab kya kar rahe the, koi batcheet father : humne lakh koshish ki thi ki andolan mat karo, usne yahi kaha ki main student ka leader hoon, mujhe jana hoga mother :
mere ko malum tha ki kuch na kuch hoga uske saath
shah rukh khan : un do dosto ke naam aur pata father : aur kishore both :
pata hame nahi malum dono dost college ke friends hain naam shyam
thank you
Scene 4 ompuri :
autopsy report laye ho
shah rukh khan : ha sir ompuri :
report kya kehti hai
shah rukh khan : wahi ki maut dus seconds main ho gayi, marne wale ne silencer gun se mara hai, theek jaise samne se kareeb 60 feet ki doori se ompuri :
waha par to seedhi raste se koi makan bhi nahi tha, phir mara kaise
shah rukh khan : wahi maine bhi gaur kiya , waha pe jitne bhi makan the, waha se maine nishane baji dekhi thi , koi bhi theek se nishana lagana namumkin hai ompuri :
waha pe koi vehicles
shah rukh khan : ho sakta hai, itni bheed main pehchanna bilkul namumkin hai, jaise ki kis gadi se mara hai, kitne gadi khade the, kehna mushkil hai ompuri :
tumne body ko kareeb se nahi dekha,
shah rukh khan : woh kya sir ompuri :
yahi ki goli seedhi nahi ayi par upar se neeche ki direction
shah rukh khan : yani ompuri : yani mere hisab se goli kahi unchi imarat se yah kisi helicopter se mari hogi, maan lete hai aise, chale baat karni hai unke dosto se shah rukh khan : you are genius, chaliye ompuri : guesswork
congrats to myself, par yeh such bhi ho sakti hai ya jhooth bhi, its just
Scene 5 shahrukh khan : tum dono ka naam shyam :
shyam
kishore :
kishore
ompuri :
pura naam
shyam :
ghanshyam
kishore :
kishore avasthy
shah rukh khan : tum dono ravi ke kareebi dost ho dono :
yes sir, hum sab saath mein ek hi class mein college mein padte the
ompuri :
marne ke samay mein tumne ravi ke saath koi batcheet ki
kishore : yes sir, us din kuch dara dara sa tha, malum nahi ek phone call uske mobile pe aya tha shah rukh khan : mobile shyam : ha sir, humne usse poocha tha to usne kaha ki pink city ka nazara dekhne ke liye bahar ane ko us anjan vyakti ne kaha hai ompuri :
koi vyakti ka naam, ya mobile number
kishore : bas usne yeh kaha ki ladki ki awaz hai, malum nahi kuch secret uske bare mein batana chahti thi college mein , kaha ki pink gulab color wali rose lekar ayegi usse milne ke liye , us ladki ko pink color pasand hai shahrukh khan :
kya secret
shyam :
kehne se inkar kar diya usne, baki hum dono kuch nahi jante
dono :
thank you for the cooperation
Scene 6 Professor :
kya kaam hai mujhse
Ompuri : koi khas nahi bas ek ladke ravi ke bare main discuss karna hai, suna hai aap uske mentor the Professor : woh ravi, haa bahut imandar bacha tha, uski maut ka hadsa mujhe bardash nahi hua, padayi mein harwaqt doosre ladko se age tha Shah rukh khan : maut ke din aapne usse baat ki Professor : haa do bar, pehli bar jab wah college ki bus se college aya tha aur doosri bar kisi ladki se baat kar raha tha, Shah rukh khan : kaisi ladki
Professor : kuch bata nahi sakta , kuch nayi ladki thi, campus mein use kabhi dekha nahi, hatho mein chain, baal khule huye, kuch lipstick jaise ki koi tapori ladki jaisi Ompuri : Professor :
kya koi sketch de sakte ho , kitni doori se apne dekha kareeb 30, 40 feet ki doori se, teesri manjil se
Shahrukh khan : kya andaza hai us ladki ka Professor : Ompuri :
try kar sakta hoon fine , kal theek panch baje, sketch apse le lenge us ladki ka
Shah rukh khan : aapme aur ravi mein kya batcheet huyi us ladki ke jane ke baad Professor : bas dara sa hua tha us ladki ke jane ke baad, poochne par bataya ki pehli bar wah us ladki se mila hai, kuch bolna chahta tha par bina bole hi chala gaya Dono :
thankyou
Scene 7 Ompuri :
college ke dean se baat kare , kuch kissa mil jaye
Shah rukh khan : jarror sir Dean :
aap dono
Shah rukh khan : CBI Dean :
mujhse koi kaam
Ompuri : bas yahi apke student leader ki murder mystery solve karne ke liye apki madad chahiye Dean :
ji jarorr
Shah rukh khan : is ladki ki biodata hume chahiye, apke college ki ladki hai Dean :
shiva jara biodata nikalo, kabhi dekha nahi, campus mein
Ompuri :
kya doosre students kisi aur college ke ate hain is college main
Dean :
nahi, doosre bache not allowed hain
Shahrukh khan : to hum man lete hain ki yeh ladki apke college ki hai Dean :
jarror, par aisi ladki kehna mushkil hai, dress sense kuch odd sa hai
Ompuri :
hume bhi aisi hi lagta hai
Siva :
sir aisi koi ladki humare computer biodata pe nahi hai
Dean :
nahi hai, amazing, phir se check karo
Siva :
do teen bar check ho chukka hai sir, lodki ka biodata nahi hai
Om puri :
kya koi manual biodata hai apke pas
Dean : nahi, jo kuch bhi biodata of students hota hai , wah is computer mein store kiya jata hai Dono :
thank you
Dean : ek madam hai juhi chawla, kya aap dono usse baat kar sakte hai, is ladki ke bare mein, placement officer Dono:
fine
Scene 8 Juhi chawla :
aap dono
Shah rukh khan : CBI Ompuri :
aapse kam tha, Dean ne bheja hai, aap student ki placement officer hai
Juhi chawla :
jee ha to
Shah rukh khan : yeh tasveer apne kabhi dekhi hai Juhi chawla : Ompuri :
nahi kya aap bata sakte hain ki yeh is college ki hai ya nahi
Juhi chawla : itne sari ladkiyon mein yaad rakhna bahut mushkil baat hai, ek bar photo dikhayiye
Shah rukh khan : yeh rahi Juhi chawla :
pata nahi par kuch odd dress sense hai
Ompuri :
dean ne bhi yehi kaha hai
Juhi chawla :
bahut tapori jaisi dikhti hai, problem hai kuch
Ompuri :
aap kuch bata sakti hai
Juhi chawla :
nahi bas jitna batana tha bata diya
Dono :
thank you madam
Scene 9 Shahrukh khan : tum Katrina kaif :
haa tum kaise yaha par
Shah rukh khan : tum to jail mein thi, yaha par katrina kaif :
jailor ne izzazat de di yaha padne ke liye tum yaha kaise
Shah rukh khan : tumhe yaha par kaise dilchaspe a gayi , yaha padne ke liye katrina kaif :
tumhi se seekha hai
Shah rukh khan : woh kaise katrina kaif :
psychology
Shah rukh khan : to tum yaha par psychology subject padne ayi hoon katrina kaif :
very intelligent
Shah rukh khan : tumhi se seekha hai Shah rukh khan : ek question poochna tha, right time par katrina kaif :
case ke silsilye mein
Shah rukh khan : haa katrina kaif :
poocho
Shah rukh khan: is ladki ke bare mein kuch bata sakti ho, katrina kaif :
yeh rough sketch, yeh hamari college ki nahi hain
Shah rukh khan : woh kaise keh sakti ho katrina kaif:
iski dress sense, meri aur doosre ladkiyon ki dress, kuch pata chala
Shah rukh khan : fantastic, sab blue color with white background katrina kaif :
aur yeh ladki ne blue color with black background pehen ke rakha hai
Shah rukh khan : very good , chalo chai piyenge katrina kaif :
mujhe jana hai, baad mein kabhi milenge
Shah rukh khan : thanks and bye katrina kaif :
bye
Scene 10 Ompuri :
aap dono
Ajay devgan :
ravi ke rishtedar
Kajol :
ajay devgan mera pati
Ompuri :
ravi ke maut par aap dono kya kar rahe the
Ajay devgan :
main office mein tha kareeb barah baje tak mere patni ke saath
Ompuri :
dono ek sath
Kajol :
ha hum dono ki ek company private apni hai
Ompuri : the
ab samjha to dono barah baje tak own company main kaam kar rahe
Shah rukh khan : us din maut ke din mulakat tum dono se ravi ke sath huyi thi ya nahi Kajol : maut ke do din pehle ravi kuch ghabraya sa tha aur madad ke liye kuch batana chahta tha
Ajaydevgan : isi beech uske dosto ka phone aya aur bina pooche wah humse baad mein millega bolkar chala gaya Shahrukh khan : kitne saalo se jante hai kareeb se ravi ko Ajay devgan : pehle salo mein hum united states mein naukri karte the, baad mein hum ravi ke shehar mein aur usse kareeb teen saal se jante hain Ompuri : Kajol :
kaisa ladka hai ravi apke anuman se humne use kareeb se teen saal se jante hai
Shah rukh khan : waise uska haav bhav kaisa tha, yaani chidchida sa ya rafoochakar Kajol : student ka leader hai to gussa hona jayaz hai , waise gussa har waqt kis baat par ata hai keh nahi sakte Ajay devgan : any more questions Dono :
thank you
Scene 11 Shahrukh khan : ladki mil gayi Ompuri
kaha par
Shahrukh khan : palace of hawa mehal Ompuri :
tumhe kaise malum
Shahrukh khan : bas guess work, waha pe mil sakti hai Ompuri
kaise guess work kiya
Shahrukh khan : student fraternity ke do ladko ne yehi kaha ki marne wala usko pink color pasand hai, jab ravi usse bate kar raha tha, wahi information ravi ne unko diya Ompuri :
iska matlab
Shahrukh khan : simple hai ravi ko khabar mili thi ki kisi ne usko bulaya hai aur ravi ne kaha ki kaha mile, agar marne wala pink chahta hai to jaipur pe ravi ki maut huyi thi to waha pe pink color famous spot hawa mehal hai, wahi pe to wah roj ana jana rahega jisne usko mara
tha Ompuri : tumhe kaise malum pink spot hawa mehal hai, wah use chod sakta hai aur kahi aur bas sakta hai Shah rukh khan : psychology of a person is that jo pink color pasand karta hai use jaroor jaipur pasand hoga , ek bar try karne pe burayi kya hai Ompuri :
congratulations , chalo try karenge, rough sketch hai us aurat ka
Shah rukh khan : yes sir Scene 12 Ompuri :
sab log puri chan been karo is puri hawa mehal ko
Shah rukh khan : koi mili aurat Sab :
nahi sir
Shah rukh khan : shit Ompuri :
roj to wah a nahi sakti its not possible
Shah rukh khan : aap jante nahi sir aaj ki sham bahut khas shaam hai , pehli bar bahaut salo ke baad show ho raha hai hawa mehal par, isliye main apko le jana chahta tha Ompuri :
fine phir se try kare
Shahrukh khan : last chance Ompuri :
move boys , once again try it out
Shah rukh khan : mil gayi sir ., sab log positions entry and exit gate par Ompuri :
come on boys move
Shah rukh khan : pakad liya , stay their , don’t move otherwise I will shoot Lady stays and removes her hat and shah rukh khan is stunned that it is actually male
Scene 13 Shah rukh khan : tum kaun ho my goodness ravi ka baap Father :
haa main, tumhe kaise malum hua ki main hawa mehal mein hoon
Shah rukh khan : bus simple guess work Ompuri is stunned and says you why ? Father : main batata hoon ravi dikhne main aam intelligent ladka hai par use bure sangati ke karan bahut nashili dawayiyon ka shikar ho gaya tha, yeh mujhe ek mahine pehle malum huye, humne lakh koshish ki wah lat ko chudwaya jaye, par din bar din wah apni maa yani meri biwi ko marne lag gaya kyonki humne usko pocket money dene se inkar kar diya, gusse main usne mere ko aur apni maa par hath uthane laga, hum dar gaye, guse mein usne yeh bhi kaha ki main tum dono ko mar kar insurance walo ko dhokha dekar paisa aith loonga Koi bhi baap yahi chahega ki apna beta pad likh kar kuch bada admi bane, dar se maine usko ek fake letter likha jisme yeh bataya gaya ki usko ek ladki milegi college main jo use ek secret batayegi Shah rukh khan : is secret ke bare main bahut suna tha, who kya tha jo wah dar gaya Father : us ladki yani maine yeh kaha ki wah aids ka mareez ban gaya hai aur kuch hi dino main marne wala hai Ompuri :
yani apko malum tha ki wah ladkiyon ke peeche bhagta hai
Father : maine use darane ki koshish ki thi aur is darane ke chakar main usne mujhe ladki ke roop main such ugalva diya ki wah ladkiyon ke sangathi main raha tha, I was shocked Ompuri :
to yeh murder kyon
Father : koi bhi baap apne bete ko marna nahi chahega chahe wah kitna bhi bura admi kyon na ho Shahrukh khan : to Father : usne students andolan ke theek ek din pehle mere bank account ke paiso se galat signature mera dal ke paanch lakh ka check withdraw karwaya,. Meri puri punji usne ek din main uda diya, maine abhi tak yeh baat apni biwi ko abhi tak nahi batwaya
Ompuri :
to goli kaise mari apne apne bete ko
Father :
helicopter se,
Shah rukh khan : students ka andolan itna bada tha ki shor helicopter ka sunayi nahi diya Father :
ho sakta hai
Ompuri :
maine kaha tha shah rukh khan
Ompuri :
aur ek sawal yeh helicopter apko kaise mila
Father : mera ek dost hai jo khud hawai jahaz ka malik hai jo mantriyon ko rent mein deta hai, government employees Shah rukh khan : aur usne de di , apne bataya aur usne de di Father : maine use kaha ki ek din ke liye main helicopter ko udana chahta hoon, autopilot maine rakha aur shoot apne bache ko kar diya rote huye Ompuri :
ek galti ki apne
Shah rukh khan : do galtiya Father :
do kaise
Ompuri : ek galti ki apne ladki ke veshbhusha main yaha aye, har waqt murderer thinks he cannot be found out Shah rukh khan : aur doosri galti dress sense blue color with black background Ompuri : Father :
ek baat malum nahi pada apki biwi apke saath kyon nahi ayi maine apni biwi ko sleeping pills de di
Shahrukh khan is stunned and says kyon Father : we have become paupers and I killed my wife and was about to leave the town bas yeh occasion last time dekhna chahta tha, sheher ko chodte samay, pink color Father : meri yeh samajh pe nahi ayi ki apko kaise malum ki main yaha is samay pe aoonga
ompuri : pink color is usually associated with boys of 20th century so we also guessed the candidate if at all likes pink jaroor 15 th to 20th day of month ko yaha par ayega, theek yeh occassion dekhne, just a simple guess work , agar miss ho gaya to very difficult case it would become shahrukh ko shukriya bol diya aur om puri said good bye for the night Aur is prakar ravi ke father gets jail sentenced life imprisonment . yeh doosri meri CBI ki kahani khatm hoti hai aur is mauke per apko meri taraf se shubhkamnaye ki aap apni sahi disha chunege har saal bye
MURDER IN HOSPITAL (Still incomplete)
Scene 1 Rishi Kapoor in death bed Rishi Kapoor: Neetu singh : nahi hoga
Tum sab kyon ro rahe ho apko kuch nahi hoga, bhagvan se prarthana karti hoon, apko kuch
Shabana Amzi : Na raat ki sardi hai, na din ka suraj, chain se soyiye alah khuda hai hum sab ki raksha karne ke liye Rishi kapoor : mujhe sirf cancer hai, kabhi na kabhi to kisi ko to upar jana hai, ache karm kiye hai isliye jaldi bhagwan bula raha hai Nasaruddin shah : zindagi mein
bhaiya shubh shubh boliye, apke bina suna suna lagega hum sab ki
Rishi Kapoor :
mere jane se pehle ek wada sab karo
Katrina kaif :
papa baad mein discuss karenge
Neetu singh :
boliye
Rishi kapoor : tum sab ek ngo kyon nahi kholte jisse ki jo cancer se marte hain unki zindagi aram se kat jaye
Amitabh bachan : hum yeh baad mein sochenge, apko aram karne ki zaroorat hai, please thodi der ke liye soyiye Rishi kapoor :
ab kaha sona, jitni baat kar sakoo, utni chain se so sakoonga
Katrina kaif : papa ek kahavat kahiye , aap ke muh se sunna chahti hoon, bahut din ho gaye, kuch khati meethi batein Rishi kapoor ; Sab :
english mein sunavoo kisi bhi bhasha main
Rishi kapoor : life is full of sorrows and happiness. Happiness is only 10% but that 10% of happiness is so evenly distributed that you would never feel that you are in sorrow Rishi kapoor :
ek akhri khwaish : ngo jarror kholna
And rishi kapoor dies in the night, every one cries Scene 2 Nana patekar :
ek case hai bahut pechida
Amitabh bachan : kaun sa case Nana patekar :
yahi jo rishi kappoor mara tha us hospital ke bare main case hai
Amitabh bachan : very interesting Nana patekar :
case hai ki kidneys are being sold
Amitabh bachan : mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aya Nana patekar : the
cbi report ko dekhkar aisa lagta hai ki kya rishi kapoor cancer se mare
Amitabh bachan : woh reports doctor sabne yehi kaha tah ki cancer hai Nana patekar :
malum hai but report adla badli bhi ki ja sakti hai
Amitabh bachan : yaani Nana patekar :
kya wah report rishi kapoor ke the ya nahi
Amitabh bachan : report ke hisab se wah report ka naam rishi kapoor ke the Nana patekar :
cbi ka report pad tab pata chalega
REPORT: Mumbai ka pehla doctor mamoothy jisne ek lakh se jyada patients ko theek kiya paanch salo ke andar karuna hospitals ka chief ab badi dukhad stithi main hai, cbi ke anusar kidneys bechne main us hospital ka naam arjit kiya gaya hai report main Pata chalta hai kuch saalo main hospital main marne ki sankhya 10% overall in patients main payi gayi hai. Aisa kyon ho raha hai , doctors of karuna bata nahi pa rahe hai Jaanch padtal jari hai aur is kaam ko saumpne ke liye cbi chief ne do officers ko kaam saumpa hai Nana patekar :
aur woh do log mere anusar hum hai
Amitabh bachan : boss Nana patekar :
yes boss
Scene 3 Nasaruddin shah : subah ka nashta karke a rahe hai kya tum log Nana Patekar :
aap se milne ke baad nashta huzam ho gaya
Nasaruddin shah : kaam ki baat kare hum Amitabh bachan : watan ka namak khaya hai to shuru hojayiye Nasaruddin shah : tum dono baaz nahi ayenge Amitabh bachan : aap saath hai to kisse dar Nasaruddin shah : aaj ki khabar padi hai Nana patekar :
aap ka photo chapa hai
Nasaruddin shah : uske baad Nana patekar:
hamara photo nahi chapa
Nasaruddin shah: Be serious Nasaruddin Shah : poochtash karni hai kaha malum hai
Amitabh Bachan : karuna hospital main Nasaruddin shah : tumko kaise malum Amitabh Bachan : aap ki photo dekhi hai Nasarudin shah : again be serious Nana patekar :
kaisi pochtash kare
Nasarudin shah : kitni experience hai tumhare paas Nana patekar :
yahi paanch saal cheh mahine pandrah din aath ghante
Nasaruddin shah : aur tumhari Amitabh bachan : bas aath ghante ke bajaye teen ghante Nasarudin shah : dono ek saath aye the Nana patekar :
bilkul judwa
Nasaruddin shah : yeh hai case report to me after one week every month Nasaruddin shah : kitne mahine loge is case ko solve karne ke liye Dono :
cheh mahine ke ander
Nasaruddin shah : judwaa Scene 4 Amitabh bachan : kaise shuru kare case Nana Patekar :
jaise ham roj karte hai
Amitabh bachan : suffocating people with questions Nana patekar :
Naam
Dr Rastogi :
Dr Rastogi
Nana Patekar :
kaam
Dr Rastogi :
Doctor in cancer specialist
Amitabh Bachan : aaj tak apne kitne patients ka ilaz kiya hai Dr Rastogi :
kareeb do sow paanch saal mein
Nana patekar :
in house patients kitne the usme
Dr Rastogi :
sab in patients the cancer right
Amitabh bachan : ilaz kaise karte hain aap sab log Dr Rastogi : depends upon cancer symptoms initial stage cancer mein operation se bach jate hai log Nana patekar :
percentage of success
Dr Rastogi :
kareeb 50 50
Amitabh bachan : afwa faili hai is hospital mein marna bahut jald ho jata hai Dr Rastogi :
yeh sab afwai hai aisa kuch bhi nahi hai
Amitabh bachan : in patients ki list bata sakte hai jo operation ke pehle and operation ke baad wale patients ki list chahiye poochtash ke liye Dr Rastogi :
beshak
Nana patekar :
ek last question been working since
Dr Rastogi :
since five years
Scene 5 Nana patekar :
in patients mein kaun sa admi choose kare
Amitabh bachan : pehle dean se to baat kare Nana patekar :
fine mamoothy
Mamoothy :
what can I do for you both
Amitabh bachan : jaanch padtal ke silsilay mein Mamoothy :
kaisi jaanch
Nana patekar :
apne aaj ki taza khabar padi hai
Mamoothy :
no I was busy
Amitabh bachan : aaj ki khabar Mamoothy :
interesting who wrote it
Nana patekar :
hamne to nahi
Mamoothy :
funny , aisa kuch bhi nahi ho raha hai is hospital mein
Amitabh bachan : kya hum poochtash kare is hospital mein we want some clarifications Mamoothy :
no
Nana patekar :
court orders
Scene 6 Amitabh bachan : patient number 16 Nana patekar :
male or female
Amitabh bachan : female Sridevi :
who are you
Nana patekar :
yamdoot
Sridevi :
I didn’t understand
Nana patekar :
CBI
Amitabh bachan : kitne mahine se yaha par ho Sridevi :
kareeb teen mahino se
Nana patekar :
problem
Sridevi :
child delivery
Amitabh bachan : symptoms Sridevi :
said also have kidney cancer early symptoms
Amitabh bachan : doctors Sridevi :
said can be operated upon during operation before child delivery
Nana patekar :
assurance
Sridevi :
50-50 but compulsory
Amitabh bachan : medical report Nana patekar : Sridevi :
fine been a doctor
Amitabh bachan : CBI allrounders
Scene 7
Nana patekar :
patient no 13
Amitabh bachan : naam Dharmendra :
dharmendra
Amitabh bachan : joining date Dharmendra :
two months back
Nana patekar :
cause of joining
Dharmendra :
stomach upset
Amitabh bachan : cause of staying Dharmendra :
problems in kidney function said operation required
Nana patekar :
reports
Amitabh bachan : anything Nana patekar :
checking out patterns
Scene 8 Nana patekar :
patient no 20
Amitabh bachan : naam Rekha :
rekha
Nana patekar :
kaam
Rekha :
housewife
Amitabh bachan : purpose of visiting hospital Rekha :
urine infection
Nana patekar :
purpose of staying
Rekha :
kidney malfunction
Amitabh bachan : how did you know Rekha : Nana patekar :
doctor rastogi amazing
Amitabh bachan : reports Both :
quite interesting patterns
Scene 9 Nasaruddin shah : what is happening to the case Nana patekar :
kuch samjhe nahi bahut pechida case hai
Nasaruddin shah : any suspects Amitabh bachan : no sir but one Nasaruddin shah : who Nana patekar :
cant say but rustogi
Nasaruddin shah : why
Amitabh bachan : all 3 cases of patients checked have been monitored by rustogi but all 3 cases problem was left side of kidney not both or right we cant decipher why Nana patekar : and amazing thing is it can be done by anyone a doctor madman or rustogi why we don’t know Nasaruddin shah : any clues Amitabh bachan : only report decipheration Nasaruddin shah : talk to doctors Both :
yes sir
Scene 10 Nana patekar :
you are a doctor
Cathy :
yes
Amitabh bachan : specialization Cathy :
kidney specialist
Amitabh bachan : working since Cathy :
since three years
Nana patekar : Cathy :
been working with with rustogi
Nana patekar :
amazing
Nana patekar :
rustogi working since
Cathy :
since seven years
Both are stunned Are you sure Cathy :
yes 100 percent
Nana patekar :
thank you
Scene 11 to be debated by public something to think about the story who the culprit is come under the category of unsolved crime mystery presented by jagadish
